Jerry Lee Lewis’ biggest influence

The hyena is free to kill the jackal on my lawn but that doesn’t mean I’m letting them in in the door

Rivers signs with the Steelers

2dumb 2B 4America

Baseball remains the best

I just want to make sure that I get Yordan and Hunter in the split-up. Dana can keep The Jukes

Even healthy, they don’t have the arms. The farm is trash. From the struts up

The whole staff needs a psychiatrist. Or maybe an exorcist

Sure thing, Fester. Say hello to Joe Manchin as you join him in the burning dumpster of history

Turns out your MAGA grandparents are mean perverts.

Respect the apology but what a mis-read

As much as Cubs fans can be insufferable about Wrigley, it’s hard to argue with them when you see this

The question isn’t when is Fetterman going to change parties. It’s when he decides to formally change countries. There are a few contenders

Tbf, he’s not bad at it

Power of the purse is all you got

Next up: Pete Hegseth conducts a hygiene lesson

Even the couch ghosted him

Lots of pitchers on IL and rehabbing but only Hunter and Hader are better than mid. This is mostly on Dana

They won’t catch me, I’m too smart

Ogles goes full roundabout to inch his way to Presidential succession.

Asking JD and Kushner to mediate the conflict between my ex and her parents

The staff ceiling was average, they’ve gone right through the floor

My early favorites are the four pitch walks and the 0-2 and the four consecutive non competitive pitches walks

I shouldn’t have ignored that small, almost subconscious feeling that Swalwell may be just a greasy slob who said a few things that I agreed with

Kind of concerned about the handling of the staff coming out of spring training and early season

Scared of contact

Hey,Europe
We keep a key under our doormat and our garage door opener code is 1234

JD Vance, the speed bump in the way of impeachment

He should have been pulled immediately. They never learn

The couch is,as always, free to do what it wants to do