Lets be real just pushing him over wld do it

around covid time she was talking abt revolutionary politics in a vid and said as an aside 'but I'm rich now, does that mean I'm bad too?' and i remember being like girl this is not abt you

I'm some bitch that's staying in a resort and says: "Aren't my Pokémon the cutest? Oh, you want to battle don't you..."

On the one hand JKR's transphobia has made life measurably worse for everyone, on the other hand I no longer have to defend my hatred of Harry Potter, so its impossible to say if its good or not

It's azure that gets me. Get outta here with that thesaurus-ass adjective

The shop i worked in sold HP house themed notebooks and someone actually said with full sincerity 'This is Hufflepuff erasure!' to me when we didn't have the yellow one in stock

It is my life's mission to get these into common parlance 🫡

If you cld have one thing named after you (dish, item of clothing, sex act, etc) what would you like it to be?

ACAB includes the Squirtle Squad

My prolactin levels went through the roof on HRT - all fine in the end but it did require attention from medical professionals because it cld have been dangerous. Everyone needs medical care from professionals!

Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice

I simply can't relate to anyone who wants to outsource thinking and choosing. Even in a routine work email what words you use (or don't use) are actually quite important!

like I've been writing a novel on and off for a couple of years right. Thinking abt what to include and making creative decisions ... that's the fun of it?

what I don't get abt AI is ... I quite like thinking and choosing?

hell yea

Done! Thank you for the prompt

Thanks for the tour! My friend and I agreed it was the most fun we've had in a museum lol

pronouncing pirate like karate

I meant he shld be in the Nine Divine. Kick out Talos for all I care my boy deserves a spot

Pour one out for my boy Notorgo he deserved to make the cut fs

Can confirm lol

he stutters on almost every word regardless of the sound which is just... not how it works?

i swear this guy on tiktok is pretending to have a stutter

I thought abt a bunch of careers but when i found out they were hard I was like 'oh nvm lol'. Therapy was the only career i was willing to work hard for

the guy im dating cancelled tomorrows brunch and I’m pretty sure I’m suffering more than anyone ever has or ever will abt it tbh

Glorious Exploits by Ferdia Lennon: two Syracusian lads put on Medea for a laugh using a bunch of Athenian prisoners of war as the cast. Its a bonkers premise but so funny

my housemate asked if my constant miaowing is a voice training exercise and i was like uh no I’m just retarded?

probably just six of my friends

im tucked up in bed dozing off and ill say ‘I’m sleepy’ out loud and ‘I’m hungry’ when I’m abt to eat lunch I’m such an NPC lmao

(I’m a trans therapist for what its worth)