sick vite

Tesla just unlocked sales to 50,000+ government agencies It marks a significant step in expanding Tesla's presence in the public sector, where procurement processes have traditionally slowed electric vehicle adoption.

ah cool, more tax money going to prop up Tesla's falling sales

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You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

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well its not even 4/20 now

docking 🙂‍↕️

seattle oomfs one of you was supposed to offer 🤦‍♂️

no one to smoke with 😞

Seattle's projected high is 69 degrees, on today, 4/20.

lol

it could be the vibe! she loves to get up on my legs and meow for multiple minutes any time i come home

who need me to scratch their head like this 🙄

cry

there is no greater feeling than being a little bit high on public transit

cat content

what doing i need to be out in the sun

got to be feigning

well ive also used a paper towel with the spark wheel of a lighter with no fluid so

unfortunately i have done this

god its a beautiful day

i was so so so so so so so so so cool in the uber 🫪

puma "are you"

texts from 3:00AM read "Ding" "Ding" "Your ringer on as fuck" "Ding!" 10:47AM "Throwed up" "Laying in bed until I need to leave"

had my ringer on at the function last night 😣

yea

very nice of washingtons weather to only hit 70 on the weekends

We Deserve Better Than This….

What the actual fuck….

*7 months

team i got a haircut for the first time in six months today

Texas: Please don't execute James Broadnax for murders he didn't commit! The state of Texas plans to execute James Broadnax on April 30, 2026 for a double murder that he did not commit. The actual shooter, James's cousin, Demarius Cummings, was sentenced to life without pa...

I just signed a @uscedp.bsky.social petition urging Texas Board of Pardons & Paroles and Governor Abbott to stop the execution of James Broadnax, who didn't kill anyone. Join me and add your name: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...

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