Ew. This app is not for you.

Tbh, I think we need to be a little more French in the way we oppose the government. 🇫🇷

I want to false report and waste their time/resources so bad.

I had this exact thought after the election. We don’t deserve it.

Oh wow this took me way back.

I received a sextortion scam e-mail this morning and it read a lot like a dorky teenager trying to be threatening. I’m pretty sure the Chat GPT prompt was “McLovin does blackmail.”

Anywho, promptly reported to the FBI. 🫠

Thank you for speaking truth to power through love, Rev Mariann Edgar Budde. The kind, just people of this world see you and appreciate you.

I was livin’ in a devil town. Didn’t know it was a devil town. Oh lord, it really brings me down about the devil town.

This is absolutely what it feels like. I had the thought after getting the first barrage of emails from the NYT about all of the executive orders that this feels worse than anything they could write in a DC comic. This timeline is insane.

Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.

A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.

I am 1000% convinced that Trump has an evil villain kink.