Cigarette shops were invented so that non-smokers could exit their families gracefully:) - C.J. Night. Writer?

#family #values #meme #humor #irony

"Your mom told you not to stay out too late.
Now you never go out — and keep watching stuff all night.
Conclusion: your mom is Netflix.” - C.J. Night. Writer?

#meme #Netfix #family #mom #humor

A stunning thought just crossed my mind: “A stunning thought.”
Meanwhile, my brain left for the food court. They’re serving smoothies at a discount. - C.J. Night. Writer?

If Bad Bunny were a Bad Pekingese, he’d dedicate his Grammy to a bag of salmon-flavored dog food:)

If Bad Bunny were a Bad Pekingese, he’d dedicate his Grammy to a bag of turkey-flavored dog food:)

Discounted luxury watches told me it’s 4:20. I’ve started measuring wealth in seconds. - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

#luxury #brand #meme #humor #art

Today I realized I was reborn. The mirror disagreed.

#quotes #life #society #meme #dark

“Trees are the best storytellers. They stay silent — so shut up and let the damn ikebana finally speak.” - C.J. Night. Author of the Books?

#nature #art #trees #meme #humor

If a Time Machine takes me not straight to a royal throne in a castle, but dumps me in some rat-infested shack on the outskirts, then I’ll have no choice but to build a new one — a Luxury Time Machine, with diamonds and veneers:)

#history #humor #meme #science

A door handle is a way in not just into your room, but into a whole new Universe.
A place where you’ll finally feel free, my dear mayonnaise. - C.J. Night. YourMom and Writer?

#food #space #humor #meme #mymom

"Beautiful girls are like olive oil... what, were you expectig the rese of some freaking motivational or funny quote?:)" - C.J. Night. Writer?

#girls #meme #humor #quotes #cat

Sometimes it feels like the whole world is a simulation built around us. Then I come back to myself and see the pleading eyes of my dog, begging for food.
It’s a good thing I don’t have a dog.

#meme #philosophy #psychology #dogs #cats

People don’t communicate much these days, because the tongue was invented to please the boss, not to talk about anime character shipping and taxes:) - C.J. Night. Writer?

#anime #job #career #social #meme

If you translated angry dogs barking at each other into human language, it would turn into battle rap. - C.J. Night. Writer?

#dogs #cats #humor #meme #quotes

Great things begin with small ones — specifically, with this useless phrase. - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

#quotes #meme #psychology #philosophy

Oh, finally, I saw this Mamdani guy who’s shaking everyone’s ass on social media:) I thought he was some kind of punk, but it turns out he’s a dude in a business suit:) The rock stars of our time look like corporate drone:)

Neanderthals hitting each other with clubs had no idea they were founding fathers of MMA:) - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

#meme #sports #history #humor

Whenever someone goes: “So how are you, dude? Haven’t seen you since school.” I quietly push the Styrofoam aside.
It asks too many questions.

#meme #art #quotes #society #humor

"Scientists envy footballers. Turns out, curing a deadly disease matters less than scoring a penalty. (Sarca...:)" — C.J. Night. Author? Writer?...

#football #sports #science #meme #humor

"Quotes about Love exist so that Love can exist in them—if nowhere else." - C.J. Night. Writer?

#love #cozy #mood #couples #love

Main Love Triangle? DM → Marriage → Divorce:) - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

#love #marriage #couples #relationships #meme

When WWIII kicks off, you just know someone’s gonna drop a dance challenge in front of a glowing mushroom cloud. - C.J. Night. Writer?

#meme #war #politics #quotes

My Love Is So Toxic. - "a freakin interlude from a song plays"

My feed is full of politicians stroking each other through some WhateverGate.

I turn off all political filters and search for skateboarding capybara content — and still, the same (but now satisfied) politician faces everywhere:(It's truth.

#tv #politics #news #satire

People used to make kids. Now they make content. Hard to tell which one gets more views these days:) - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

"Quotes about Love exist so that Love can exist in them—if nowhere else." - C.J. Night. Writer?

#quotes #love #freedom #relationships

"Krishna devotees look like a fantasy race that sneaked into the Muggle world to throw a Woodstock in a corporate office, man:)" - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

#meme #humor #quotes #art

“Celebrities ain’t different from you — they just know how to sell envy way better.” - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

#celebrities #netflix #hollywood #meme #humor

The Slogan "Make Love, Not War” was probably invented by politicians — they’re always running out of fresh cannon fodder. - C.J. Night. Writer?

#meme #war #politics #love #quotes

During the preparation of my doctoral dissertation on the correlation between Ghana’s foreign policy activity and my owl’s sudden pregnancy,my writing quill experienced an unexpected structural fail.
Distinguished pigeons, should you be in possession of replacement quills at a reduced rate.

#meme