everyone knows the way you build a successful military force is by not caring about combat readiness

May every member of that agency get wile e. coyoted

So somebody got two CIA agents in a manner so embarrassing that they'd rather pretend it was a car crash? Good for them honestly

The replies are suggesting Stalin but I submit to you that minions would also make great Trotskyites

Large statistical majorities in rural Virginia want me and everyone like me literally dead so yeah I'm actually very ok with screwing them

Superman caused the Confederate temper tantrum

you can tell he's a serious politics-knower by the way he thinks history began 10 years ago

do they not know about hockey

another banner day for "fell for it again" awards

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really?? you fell right in the horse trap for THAT???

Also I absolutely will not be leaving that other post up to break containment while I'm asleep lol, good night

may you all have beautiful dreams of the day it finally happens ☺️

Precognition specifically for knowing which posts will turn into magnets for annoying replies

It's not like most ex Palantir people are particularly good candidates anyway lol, if they nail a hard question it's almost certainly because it's a question they're already specifically familiar with, and failing to tell you that is grounds to do-not-hire them all on its own

You don't even need to do anything "wrong", we all have highly technical, useful interview questions we know would be very unfair to the candidate without the extra little things we do. Just don't throw them any of the life preservers that make the questions tractable in 45 minutes

At minimum they absolutely do not care about Palestinians' lives except as a chance to farm clout on the like 25th most popular social media website in the US

Defending scammers *hacking people's accounts to use to expand their scams* just discredits any legitimate attempt to raise money. This is so obvious that at a certain point you have to conclude that's the actual goal of people like this & that the accusations they make are projection

Probably not even that, more like the annoying parent of a high school player

To give a sports analogy, this is a little bit like a high school football coach writing that Bill Belichick was never cut out to be an NFL coach

Two out of the 5 places I've lived in this city have been within earshot of chickens (though at least at the current place they're several houses away rather than *literally under my bedroom window*) which suggests that there's a *lot* of these people

Keeping chickens in a dense city where your neighbors are like 20 feet away is such wildly antisocial behavior. SF has so many residents who are just fundamentally unable to behave themselves

i would simply observe the system

Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!

Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.

Goku: Wow.

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Are we finally all ready to agree that this person is an obnoxious blowhard who ~never understands the things they're being smug about

(Their belief here is "doing rate limiting on RPCs rather than the (batched) requests they contain is a mistake only a lazy idiot using AI would make")

I've trapped a perfect simulation of Michel Foucault in my mind-panopticon. he's having the time of his fucking *life* doing philosophy about it

Yeah I'm not sure this works out all that well for the influencers, the brands or the audience.

my promise to all of you is that if I ever sell out ill squeeze way more out of our Brand overlords for it than this

when you think about it it's kinda messed up that everyone knows the name of the shady copper merchant who abused people's servants, but almost nobody remembers the name of the guy who got scammed and afaik no living soul knows the name of the servant who got abused

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