I will be in HR's office every day demanding to be detailed to this effort for as long as it takes.

But glue pizza.

If you’re gonna use the jail to be in the collaborator business then yea, Sean, someone else ought to be running it

This was going to be amazing until they put fucking Tim Heidecker in charge.

And maybe some of those tortilla chips while you're at it.

Ask not for whom the crow wants pets, it wants pets from me.

I'm guessing this lawsuit is designed to make it harder for Trump to fire Patel now since otherwise it makes the president look like he believes the Fake News™

Fun fact: They did this to the fourth commandant of the Marine Corps for being a drunkard and a general idiot. We have no idea what he looks like because they destroyed every image of the man they could find.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

A standard park site campfire grill. One charcoal briquette sits waiting to be used.

The little pocket park that has been offline to build the Hoofs Run sewage tunnel is back. They've added a barbeque grill and for some reason, exactly one briquette.

Defector’s a dollar.

Pass it on.

I await their breathless revelation that there are all these museums on the Mall and they're FREE!

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Oh, I know what comes next.

A fluffy red silver Maine Coon cat at the end of a pink and red polka dot tunnel. His name is Finn and he is my large feline son.

Yayoi Kusama infinity room on a budget.

I'm pretty sure we can go higher.

Now I want bread.

Thousands of Vancouver perverts delight in taking pictures of tree genitalia VANCOUVER - Thousands of perverts, creeps, and peeping toms have taken countless photos from different angles of tree genitalia and shared them on social media.

Thousands of Vancouver perverts delight in taking pictures of tree genitalia

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Update: I have witnessed one distraught parent who was unable to stop their enthusiastic child from running straight into the ivy patch.

A paved trailway with the words Poison Ivy wriiten in chalk, along with a helpful chalk drawing of the plant.

Someone on the Holmes Run Trail is very itchy

Search result for National Endowment for the Arts report titled How the United States Funds the Arts. The title is rendered in irregular capitalization like the Spongebob meme

Why so sarcastic, NEA?

It took me a while to articulate the explanation: Humanity as a whole is superintelligent. Each individual human is dumb as rocks.

I would have realized this sooner if I were not dumb as rocks.

Very tasty, if a bit salty. The amount of sauce actually overwhelmed the crunch factor a bit.

I'm a superintelligence relative to my cat and he thinks I'm dumb as rocks. I constantly do things that can't be rationally explained, like voluntarily going in water or looking at Microsoft Excel

A pile of mouth watering onion rings

The onion rings are fantastic

An ecto cooler cocktail, bright green with foam.

The pickle brined chicken biscuit at Your Only Friend in Washington DC

The Rampy Champy chicken sandwich at Your Only Friend in Washington DC

We are at Your Only Friend, with a midori ecto-cooler, a pickle brined chicken biscuit, and a Rampy Champy (hot nug chicken base with ramps). 99 luftballoons is playing on the sound system.

If their dining room accommodated more than 20 people, they would be a threat to Unconventional Diner.

LINKIN PARK - Castle of Glass (EPIC/ACOUSTIC COVER feat. @michalina_malisz from Eluveitie) YouTube video by Melodicka Bros

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I was going to go to bed, but now I have a sidequest to complete.

Hay una discoteca por aqui?