I had two thirds of one of the 10mg watermelon ones like 30 minutes ago and its already hitting me hard and fast omfg

God i love being a lightweight

Hoping for a horny high🤞

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I've had d9/"real" gummies plenty of times before to be clear, but I moved out of a legal state so I haven't had consistent access anymore. I mostly just have to order the shitty hemp-derived stuff for both chronic pain use and recreational use, so driving to pick this up was def a treat lol

First real dispensary trip was a success 🙌

I was only planning on getting like 1 small thing as a rare special treat for myself but they were running some good sales :3

Time to celebrate 420 on 421 🍃💚

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My b-day is on May 3rd and yall i need you guys to know that the only fucking birthday wish im making is for him to die oh my god

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// consensual knifeplay scratches //

🖤 Prey coded 🖤

#bdsm #fishnets #curvy #chubby #knifeplay #nsfw

Send me Anonymous Questions! - @LewdVulpes do u do ur own nails or go to a salon

❓️do u do ur own nails or go to a salon

💬I have never gotten my nails done at a salon! So whenever my nails are done in pics/vids it was just done by me

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Two switches living together >>>>

According to the package tracking it'll be here on Friday..... when im supposed to be on my period 💔💔💔💔💔 damn it

The second that's over with im gonna be trying to conquer it though

Man I miss my old birth control that kept me from having a period at all 😩

Im so fucking tired of it. Idk why people are so obsessed with being mad about how I, a stranger that they can just block, chooses to identify

I *desperately* need more forcemasc art like this in my life aaaaa its so good and im sad that it's so niche

❓️Have you ever wanted to do a review of your vast collection of toys?

💬I own over 100 dildos and countless other kinds of toys so that'd be quite a project! If anyone wants to see me review specific toys I may be down though

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This packer is just the cutest I swear

(It's from Fantasy Grove :3 )

It glows in the dark, I gotta get pics of it sometime

Man I wish I had dispensary money so I could pick up some edibles for 420 💔 but alas I spent like 80$ upgrading my gecko's enclosure and I havent made any sales since, soooo im BROKE broke rn

I dont know when to stop apparently so now my clit is basically bruised too lmaooo

Masochist problems, discomfort doesn't stop me 🫠 whoops

Ive just been unbearably horny for days now, it hasnt calmed down in the slightest

How do we feel about black & white dick pics?

#strapon #trans #nonbinary #pegging

They're silicone just like the toys! :D

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There aren't 🤣 I don't really get throne gifts. Maybe 1 a year?

That's why I think it'd be funny to have a bunch of deranged things mixed into the normal things on my wishlist, so on the rare occasion that someone finally looks at it they'll be confused lol

Forgot to post it last night but this was the toy aftermath of my bullshit yesterday

XL Vector makes the others look small even though everything here is huge lmao - he's so big I have to shower with him to clean him, I cover him with soap and essentially give him a hug job 😭

What if I start adding increasingly unhinged and/or completely unsexy & mundane items to my Throne since nobody looks at it anyways

Sure, I have surprise gifting turned on so u *could* always just send me something truly bizarre unprompted if u want, but I wanna see what I can find myself ngl

I have lost track of how many times ive gotten off in the last 24 hrs whoops

Send me Anonymous Questions! - @LewdVulpes What's your fav ice cream flavour

❓ What's your fav ice cream flavour

💬 Anything with brownies or cookie dough!! Also coffee / mocha stuff!

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It really is!! Im soooo tired now hahaha

Send me Anonymous Questions! - @LewdVulpes Do you have a fave plant type? Like, I really love most Philodenron...

❓ Do you have a fave plant type? Like, I really love most Philodenron and Monstera varieties.

💬 I love watermelon peperomias, but cant seem to keep them alive. I also LOVE sanseverias, particularly cylindrica & boncellensis! For outdoor stuff I love alyssum, foxglove, & salvia!

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Why tf did bluesky crop this like that

Sweaty fuzzy fox pits 💦

Ngl whenever I post pits im totally doing it to harass a specific friend, but maybe one of you pervs here will appreciate it too? Haha 🤍

#unshaved #sweaty #pits #musk #hairypits #chubby

I ended up deciding to do some other stuff and film it for fun, got carried away tonight ngl

Aftermath is that im sweaty as fuck, exhausted, and covered in a layer of cumlube

This is not a flattering clip because I wasnt set up to film today but I just took 11.63 inches of silicone vaginally oh my fucking god

My previous max was 10??? Oh my god

This *just* happened and I am in shock

Send me Anonymous Questions! - @LewdVulpes flowers on a first date, yes or no

❓ flowers on a first date, yes or no

💬 Cut flowers are a hard pass for me, I don't like putting stuff in a vase and just watching it slowly die. I'd rather be given a potted plant or something else entirely!

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