I am a psychiatrist, and this is how we stay in business

Does that make boobs the butt of the arms?

Was it the hot dad? Cause that’s a winning combo

Today is Earth Day.

There are billions of people, millions of scientists, hundreds of countries, dozens of international organizations and religions. And none of those people, scientists, organizations, or religions have yet figured out how to keep us from slowly destroying our one Earth.

Kept seeing findom and femdom skeets and couldn’t figure out why until I realized I was on the Discover feed. But now I want to know what Bluesky thinks of me.

The person I usually don’t want coming to the party is me

Time heals most wounds, and wounds most heels.

I apologize for objectifying you but damn

After that nude quite frankly he should be begging you for forgiveness

I am a doctor, and this does not count as a hobby for you.

Mistakes were made

Butt sneeze

id love to relax but my brain
just keeps opening more tabs

What did you use on them after?

Neither do the rest of us

Once again, on behalf of all cishet men, I sincerely apologize

This is what happens when @jcsalterego.bsky.social gets verified

Muppet Treasure Island explained

Whose treat, exactly?

I’ll never understand derogatory comments about women by men. You all have moms and grandmothers and some of you have daughters ffs

Before you drown them in it

OMG you guys I saw this really hot woman today and she lives with me and I made a baby with her!

You’re not by yourself, you have us!

Did the person say yes?

Sorry, that was a yo mama joke gone too far.

Equi-deez nuts

She was your inspiration

Cried due to book or bad beer?

Omg my mom sends these from LA for my partner’s brother! Have you tried the jalapeño version?

Perfect for scratching men’s eyes out