Sure, people may be saying that Trump is insulting and crazy for posting a picture of himself as Jesus, but ppl forget that Obama wore a tan suit once.

I’m not sure simply saying “HEY! Knock it off!!!” is a strategy that has ever been successful during a war.

I can’t believe they cancelled this! I couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate females during women’s history month!!!

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Fellas: Is it gay to have sex with a woman?

quiet, piggy

Actually, it was probably all the raping that got him sent to prison

A reply saying, "Edit: I just discovered Malcolm X was a member of the Nation of Islam rather than a Christian. Will keep this in mind in future."

The follow-up post is the best part.

Me: what’s the most effective and simple move in a fight

BONG JOON HO, LOUDLY: gotta be the two foot drop kick out of nowhere

The entire Republican Party has amnesia that started when Trump won his second term.

If the right *truly* believed Charlie Kirk was a defender of free speech and someone who was fine with dissenting opinions, they wouldn't be engaged in a massive campaign to punish anyone who didn't "mourn him properly."

They clearly know all of that is bullshit. Only the media was conned.

democracy dies in darkness was really more of a mission statement

**Punches self in dick**

“AHHH why is this happening to me?!?!?”

**continues to punch self in dick**

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

These same people facing bankruptcy purely as a result from voting for Trump would gladly vote for Trump for a third term if they could.

“Oopsie!!! Sorry I let it slip I believe poor people should die!! Myyyyyy baaaaad!”

Sex trafficker and perjurer exonerates sex predator and fraudster

MAGA was never furious about the whole Pizzagate thing for moral reasons. They were just pissed that they believed there was this place that existed that you could order up a young boy to fuck and nobody told THEM about it.

This is FAR gayer than any rainbow flag I have ever seen.

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

Next thing you know they will have trucks all around serving delicious tacos!!!

Put the woke back in the planes!!! They’re too heavy and can’t fly without it!!!

37% of the country are firm believers in the “guilty until proven innocent….and we don’t want to give you that opportunity” way of doing things. Pretty depressing.

Yeah. This would totally be a better place if we had more racists and nazi scum here like on Twitter. Good take.

That’s very insulting to the ham. Apologize.

Another DEI champion!! God forbid they ever let a MAN win a women’s single’s title.

Back before GPS, we always made sure to kiss our loved ones before they drove off because there was a good chance they would become terribly lost and we would never see them again.