Wow! I definitely need him in my life.

Larger than average Funko Pop of Groot from Marvel that has been bonded with Vemon from Marvel.

Thing on my desk

Venomized Groot. Easily one of the coolest and biggest Pops I own. It was love at first sight and an expensive impulse purchase lol. Penny of scale.

There's no such thing as "only half Black".

If you would have been enslaved in 1860, you're Blackity-Black BLACK.

Now, on your bike. I'm blocking you.

Wild

Tiny plastic figurine of the digimon gomamon. He's a white seal-like creature with purple stripes and an orange Mohawk. Penny for scale.

Thing from my desk.

This is my tiny gomamon. Huge fan of Digimon. Not sure why he is the only one on my desk though. I'm definitely going to remedy that at some point. My favorite digivolution lines are gatomon's and stingmon's, but I have a fondness for all the originals.

stop immigration so we can take care of our own im starving. fuck off.

Leak the report. Pass it on.

Extremely co-signed. You will have to go through us.

You don’t abandon someone’s right to exist because it “doesn’t poll well” unless you’re a piece of shit

Small fabric plushie shaped like an onigiri. It has a face and its expression is unimpressed. It's not mad, just disappointed. Wheat penny for scale.

Thing on my desk

This is my unimpressed onigiri. I got them from a con at some point and I love them so much. They are judging you. Penny for scale

I realized I should have been providing a scale for proper documentation. As I do not have the traditional banana, please accept this 1939 wheat penny for scale.

I honestly do not understand why allistic folks become so defensive and aggressive when we ask to make things clearer so we can process what they are saying.

Who hurt you.

Tape dispenser shaped like a pink flamingo.

Thing on my desk.

My cousin bought this for me when I started my desk job and I was buying supplies. Turns out, I almost never need tape for my job so now this tape is almost 5 years old, unopened. 🙃

Blue textured cube on a round grey pedestal.

Thing on my desk.

This is Gary, the gelatinous cube. I got him from a vendor when I attended Garycon a few years ago. I wish he kept my desk clean, but at least he doesn't eat my other knick knacks.

Cute, pink pig figurine

I don't know what to do with this page. My mental health has been down since the election and my creativity has suffered for it so yea. So, please accept my offering of a thing on my desk.

This beauty is from my cousin's pig-themed baby shower. It was a cute pastel pink affair.

Current song obsession - Disease by Lady Gaga

If your bf or husband is posting "your body, my choice" memes...you need to end that relationship for your own safety.

PSA 💙🫂