Bubblebath's nap progression 😁

Bruh it's handheld diabetes, I'm doing this for YOUR well-being

It was so good 😭. Chocolate cake with a peanut butter mousse, topped with Reese's Pieces, mini Reese's peanut butter cups, and a peanut butter drizzle

I don't smoke, but I feel like I need a cigarette and a nap.

The local bakery calls it a "peanut butter pizza" 😁

Early dinner today is pork chili garlic noodles with a side of bok choy. Lots of garlic, ginger, and green onion. Topped with toasted sesame seeds. The bok choi was cooked in a mix of soy sauce, mirin, honey, and a bit of water. So good 😊

#homecook #foodsky

Bubblebath is helping by moving my mouse so it looks like I'm actually working ✌️

#cats

I'm prepping to make dinner and everytime Bubblebath meowed I added another clove of roasted garlic 😂

Today we're doing pizza with a honey/olive oil/thyme sauce, caramelised onions, mozzarella cheddar blend, pan roasted pear, toasted walnuts, and gorgonzola. Topped with balsamic glaze. It's so good y'all 😭

#homecook #foodsky

Botulism Man! With the power of sepsis and explosive diarrhea!

I seriously considered it, the call of the void was strong 😅

I was cleaning out my storage unit and I found a pack of Ready Crisp bacon that expired 6 years ago 🤢

Tonight we made toasted baguette rounds with olive oil, gorgonzola, walnuts, and pear. We had hot honey, regular honey, orange fig jam, and balsamic glaze for extra toppings. Some sharp cheddar cheez-its and pepperette chunks on the side, and a whipped coconut milk pineapple dessert. So good 😁

Trying out Bubblebath's new Christmas ruffle/jester hat 😁

#cats #petsky #caturday

It was pretty great. Chicken, turkey, mayo, mustard, white cheddar, and lettuce. Premade from the deli, all I did was butter the outsides and throw it in a frying pan with my sandwich rock to hold it down

Mom isn't petting Bubblebath, that's a supporting arm cause Bubs is still stoned from her trip to the vet 😂
#cats #catsky #petsky

Tonight for dinner I got a deli counter surprise bag of items close to expiry. It came with a couple premade sandwiches that I toasted and pressed with my trusty sandwich rock. Also in the surprise bag was a chicken bacon alfredo pasta. So good, and so much avoided food waste 😁

Blurry Bubblebath is doing a dangle trying to escape at the vet 😂
#cats #petsky #petsofbluesky

Convention weekends are always a great excuse to eat out 😁. Spicy miso ramen, and Spaghetti Pomodoro ✌️

And that's how Disney's Twisted Wonderland happened

I'm running a booth at a convention this weekend. STOP PAYING WITH DAMP BILLS YOU PULL OUT OF YOUR BRA! It's disgusting and unhygienic. Use a fucking wallet 😤

Orange is objectively the best flavour of Gatorade.

Quick lunch yesterday of potato salad, shredded cabbage, tempura shrimp, hamburg steak, and rice. I was sooooo stuffed 😁

Everyone knows the best time to rip the crotch out of your pants is when you're loading a U-Haul in the rain 😤

10/10 you've already nailed the cat dad look

The secret is to reheat the pizza in a frying pan, covered with a bit of water so you steam it ✌️

I stole a star from her with 3 turns left and put her from first place to third. I thought we were over 😂

A) left pocket gets one pat because ONLY the phone goes in there so it doesn't get scratched. Right pocket gets 2 pats looking for the keys and digimon. My rock is in the special tiny rock pocket on the right and gets one pat, wallet is back right and gets one pat

B) yes, every time >_>

Leaving the house I'm like patpatpatpatpat. Keys, wallet, phone, digimon, rock.

Bubblebath does not care that the coffee table is covered with clutter, that's where she is going to sit 😂

#petsky