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Wow, in NYC it's 30 minutes!

They know what they have to do to continue getting support from this administration. Everyone knows how to play Trump now. Awards, medals, gifts, names...

A nose is a nose is a nose: A Brooklyn artist's quest to paint 100 Jewish noses, including mine I met up with Goldie Gross to discuss Jewish noses and to model my proboscis for her latest project

"'I don’t think there is such a thing as a Jewish nose,' said Gross once we had sat down on her couch to talk, 'and so I wanted to do a series that captures the full range, the diversity of the Jewish nose across one hundred paintings.'"

Theatre of Blood!

Me holding a hardcover of COOKING PRICE-WISE: A CULINARY LEGACY by the great actor (and chef!) Vincent Price.

Look what Alexa brought home today!

Last night's live event!

Thanks, Jay!

Got my ticket already!

New episode!

Today marks 15 years since Alexa and I moved into our home together!

It's not a big deal

That's how it's spelled in Australia.

Got high and now we're watching Hildi on TRADING SPACES ruin someone's home with absolutely unhinged interior design choices.

Unfortunately, by the second half of the movie, it kind of fell apart for me, becoming predictable, and by the end, a little dumb. (2/2)

Mockumentaries are my favorite form of found-footage horror movies (think LAKE MUNGO or even CURSE OF THE BLAIR WITCH), so I really liked that aspect of SHELBY OAKS. Then, after about 15 minutes, it pulls you into the doc and becomes a straightforward narrative,which I thought was interesting. (1/2)

A masterpiece.

Just a reminder, this is tomorrow!

I'm so Gen X I know it takes two to make a thing go right

They went against their own policies to punish these girls.

One of us! One of us!

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood

...but when American voters were given the choice between a woman and a twice-impeached, criminally convicted failed businessman who incited a riot at the US Capitol, they made the predictable choice. (3/3)

Of course, back in 2024, 23 Nobel prize-winning economists called Harris's economic plan far superior to Trump's, which had already failed once in his first term... (2/3)

Trump’s economy officially passes Biden’s for worst consumer sentiment in recorded history | Fortune The University of Michigan’s index plunged to 47.6 in April—shattering the prior floor set during the 2022 inflation crisis.

This is bad news. We're a consumer-driven economy. The economy thrives when Americans are spending money, tracked by the Consumer Confidence Index. If Americans aren't confident about spending and hold onto their money instead, the economy stagnates and we could face another recession. (1/3)

The cherry blossoms were at their peak this evening at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden! Click through to see pics!

The hottest of hot takes!

If these Bluesky outages keep happening, I'm tempted to abandon ship. Social media is already a pain in the ass. Who needs this kind of extra frustration?

I recently listened to it for the first time and loved it!

Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!