That magic time of year when the white things floating through the air could be snowflakes, petals, tree pollen, or a combination of all three

11yo: “I can’t see myself having kids but I am hoping to have an army of serpentine homunculi that you can grandparent”

💯💯💯

The novelty of going for an evening walk in the not-dark without a hooded parka vs remembering that means sun in the eyes and the burden of being perceived

I’m good at spreadsheet
I’m good at writing
I’m good at managing people

And yet for some effing reason when it comes to taking managing people stuff from my lovely spreadsheet and writing it up into an annual performance assessment it’s like a hedge maze grows in the middle of my brain

SO PRETTY! I especially love the colours in the second one, that’s going to look so nice against any colour wall

Last time I checked in on the current kdrama listings people were into “Bon Appetit Your Majesty” but I had just finished reading June Hur’s “A Crane Among Wolves” and I noped out. What’s big right now?

What’s everyone watching? I fell down the Thai drama rabbit hole and now I need my mental health to be less attached to whether Mark and Junior are fighting or who joined the Cartier “friendship” ring list or whether someone was mean to Polcasan.

I’m impressed! I’ve never really got the hang of embroidery, just cross stitch. May I see your birbs?

I sent my team an excel Christmas tree this year and thought of you!

If tonight’s Sunday Evening Existential Crisis was a Pokemon it would be some sort of post-holiday dynamax mega version

👀 What are you working on?

My kids are 9yo and 11yo now, friends, and the best part is that they’re now -intentionally- funny. They may be a little feral but they have great comedic timing.

Yaaaaaay! What are you watching?

I made a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype.

I’m alive! Are people still here? Reylos? Kdrama folk? Thai drama folk? General lovers of nonsense?

Pair of New Zealand Giant/California cross rabbits squished into a cat litter box because they think they are very small

SO FUZZY. I feel like they would instantly make their surroundings cozy.

In exchange, here are my fluffy horses.

Homemade paper bokoblin mask with 3D snout because my kids are extra

My kids are now deep in their Zelda era. Woke up this morning to them in homemade masks debating non-soup recipes for Link’s femur.

I’m past “this meeting could have been an email” territory and mentally into the “this meeting could have been a legal shark” zone

“Wow, everything looks so nice, why didn’t I fix up the house sooner?” I chastise myself, conveniently forgetting everything that’s happened in the last decade

Moved my TV to a new spot for the first time in 14 years and with the lighting change discovered that there was still a strip of plastic packaging over the remote sensor.

My horror and loathing of being even mildly criticized is going to produce stronger (if more chaotically achieved) results than supervision ever could!

Rec’d the 360-feedback form to fill out for my line manager’s performance review. In the improvement areas box I feel like I should be writing something like “has no clue what or how I’m doing at any time” but let’s be honest, if someone’s going to leave me unsupervised/feral I’m going to let them

Screen shot of the Nintendo phone game for walking Pikmin Bloom showing my little goober pikmin wandering around

It’s wild that “my human body needs exercise” won’t get me out of my office chair for a walk but “my Pikmin need to plant flowers to grow more silly goobers and maybe I’ll hear a birb” never fails

Cornerstone of building in Toronto reading “Laid by the Earl Grey Governor General of Canada August 29 1907”

*insert naughty tea jokes here*

There has been a fairy baby boom

Every time the GO train announcer emphasizes in increasingly emphatic and desperate tones to the Blackpink concert crowd who just flooded the station that the train currently at the station is northbound and will NOT get them back downtown, a fairy is born

Did she enjoy?

He knows there’ll be a ticket next to me with his name on it if/when BTS tours 😂

I have since learned that 8yo drew them from a Dog Man or Cat Kid graphic novel, but I have absolutely no context