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Posts by Thomas LaRock

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

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“The #Patriots haven’t played any good teams all season!”

Patriots then beat the 11-6 #chargers in a playoff game…

“But the Chargers are a horrible 11-6 team!” is what sports talk radio will bitch about for the next 7 days.

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“I didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, so I’ll invade Venezuela” isn’t the flex he thinks it is.

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It is time. The 22.5lb Christmas Roast Beast begins its long, slow journey to my belly. Happy Holidays to all.

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Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.

Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.

He continues to be a national embarrassment.

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Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.

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The next time someone says "well, you say stuff from a position of privilege, but us ordinary people have to watch what we say because they'll come after us."

Uh huh.

4 months ago 650 47 51 1
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So, we’re all supposed to just pretend he grew back an ear?

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lan Coldwater
* @lookitu... • 1h
genuinely disappointed in every single speaker with a security talk today that doesn't mention SS
Edmund Fitzgerald. The container ship themes write themselves!
Come on now

lan Coldwater * @lookitu... • 1h genuinely disappointed in every single speaker with a security talk today that doesn't mention SS Edmund Fitzgerald. The container ship themes write themselves! Come on now

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD? What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean

Dawg what is happening

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“Just a fact”

JFC

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Looks legit.

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And people say the Dems are out of touch with regular Americans…

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TIRED: “I alone can fix it.”

WIRED: “Do something Democrats!!!”

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SQL Server, Data Quality & AI: How To DBAs Can Stay Ahead of the Curve with Thomas LaRock
SQL Server, Data Quality & AI: How To DBAs Can Stay Ahead of the Curve with Thomas LaRock Live! 360 Tech Con (Nov. 16 - 21, 2025 | Orlando, Fla.) brings together the worlds of IT, software development, data, cybersecurity and AI for a comprehensive, hands-on learning experience,…

In our Road to #Live360 interview, @thomaslarock.com shares why #DataPlatformLive stands out among other conferences — unmatched Microsoft-level expertise and a close-knit data community where you can grow your networks and learning continues long after the event. Watch here: youtu.be/hggQwJ_7eEM

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SQL Server, Data Quality & AI: How To DBAs Can Stay Ahead of the Curve with Thomas LaRock
SQL Server, Data Quality & AI: How To DBAs Can Stay Ahead of the Curve with Thomas LaRock Live! 360 Tech Con (Nov. 16 - 21, 2025 | Orlando, Fla.) brings together the worlds of IT, software development, data, cybersecurity and AI for a comprehensive, hands-on learning experience,…

In our Road to #Live360 interview, @thomaslarock.com shares why #DataPlatformLive stands out among other conferences — unmatched Microsoft-level expertise and a close-knit data community where you can grow your networks and learning continues long after the event. Watch here: youtu.be/hggQwJ_7eEM

5 months ago 1 1 0 0
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Take Back CTRL Dont let tyrants co-opt tech. Join EFF and help fight back

I’ve been a fan of @eff.org for a long time, and I’m joining them in the fight to #TakeBackCTRL. Authoritarians are using tech to spy on us and silence our voices. Technology should enhance our lives and support democracy, not make them worse. Join the fight today: takebackctrl.org

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November 3rd 2025 - Know Before You Go! Your Ultimate Guide to Live! 360 Orlando 2025

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Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later.

harpers.org/archive/1941...

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I am not aware of any gun violence that happened when I was a kid.

by RFK Jr.

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Someone’s getting fired: www.msn.com/en-us/news/n...

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had a conversation with a prominent pundit recently who did not seem to realize that the departments of the executive branch are congressional creations, so not surprised at this

7 months ago 8504 1557 161 72

I rode the back of the bus when it was dictated by law. This ain't my first rodeo with hate. I'm not gonna sit on my ass while it all happens again and whatnot.

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@michaelianblack.bsky.social Thank you for sharing your voice thru the tears and many platforms.

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Chess Stories: Bobby Fischer, Garry Kasparov, Magnus Carlsen and more | 60 Minutes Full Episodes
Chess Stories: Bobby Fischer, Garry Kasparov, Magnus Carlsen and more | 60 Minutes Full Episodes YouTube video by 60 Minutes

Stumbled on this amazing 60 Minutes segment from 2007, about the world champion chess player and dissident, Garry Kasparov. Crazy to see how Putin was portrayed then, and even more crazy to compare 2007 Russia to 2025 USA. Segment begins around 25:00 in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTQZ...

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When Laura Ingraham was a student at Dartmouth, she attended a meeting of the Gay Student Union and wrote down the names of the attendees, which she then published in the student newspaper. This was a time when it was very dangerous to be outed as gay. She is a dispicable, vile person.

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I mean, I do appreciate their honesty…

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MAGA World Is So Close to Getting It Gavin Newsom’s parodies are riling people up—and they don’t quite seem to understand why.

For years, MAGA partisans have employed various tactics to prevent the imminent pain of cognitive dissonance. Now Newsom is forcing them to see what Trump looks like without the distorting force field created by Trump’s showmanship:

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

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What's stopping you from having a git history like this?

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Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations.

The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.

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