… So I’m in my van with my son. We’re on a long drive to pick up some Auction winnings of ours, and I say, “I love having you on these drives. I love having your body in the van so we can use the carpool lane.“ Without a moment’s thought, he replies, “I love being corporeal!“ 🤣
Me standing with my back to a bathroom mirror so that you can see my Christmas themed Yarmulke over my shoulder.
Visiting my son for #Hanukkah.
His girlfriend celebrates #Christmas.
I always come prepared! 😉
A birthday wish for Stephen King.
Happiest birthday to the #MasterOfHorror.
The King of all Stephens. @StephenKing
A photograph of myself staring directly into the camera with the following words underneath… I far from agree with much of the rhetoric espoused in current politics, but violence - brutal or minor - is never the remedy. Never.
The man is an inhuman POS.
What’s wrong with this picture? #DogToys
This is a photograph of me holding a very large 60 V rechargeable battery that is nearly twice the size of my hand. The comment written is “this is not a lightweight battery” and there are two hashtags… Man toys and leaf blower.
This is NOT a lightweight battery!
#Mantoys #Leafblower
Ok, just send me a link. 🤣
Sounds fun. DM me when you post these.
A screenshot of a text conversation between a dad and his child. The child says, “Dad, there’s a spider in the living room. Can you take it out?“ The dad replies, “Took it out. Pretty nice fella. He’s a web developer.“
I love social media!
Tips for pets on the Fourth of July.
This is a photograph of a plate of food set out for a holiday party. The Fourth of July in particular. With five check boxes that say, hot dogs, beer, chips, ketchup, and, “the unshakable feeling of dread that this country is doomed, and there was absolutely nothing we can do to prevent it’s inevitable collapse“.
Here’s a list to help with your holiday party.
#HappyAnniversary #45 to
#JasonVoorhees !
This is a picture of me in the front seat of my car with the background blurred following my latest haircut, which is very very short. No one has seen me with short hair like this on social media in a very long time. I am also wearing glasses with dark framesinstead of the usual clear frames that I wear.
New haircut, who dis?
I’m so pleased to be able to share this with you all. This is a Kickstarter campaign I worked on for Bible Bricks. A wonderful #Lego playset for the entire family. Please check it out. Yes, I am the #voice of Aaron, your Lego host.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bib...
Photograph of Sutton Foster posted for her birthday.
Happiest of birthdays to the multitalented #SuttonFoster!
Thank you SO much to #NAVA & all my generous colleagues! #VOAtlanta2025
Thank you SO much to #NAVA & all my generous colleagues! #VOAtlanta2025
The Gulf of Mexico is not just a geographic term; it is a profound reminder of the region's deep cultural, historical, and ancestral ties to Mexico, and changing its name would erase a vital connection to the land's rightful heritage and identity.
The Gulf of Mexico was named 257 years before the USA was established as a country.
Before 1848, Mexico owned approximately 55% of the present-day United States.
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Hey K, it’s nice to see you in what - hopefully - is a safe space.
A picture of Danny Kaye resting his face on his fist to celebrate his 114th birthday.
Happy Day of Gobbling to everyone!
Those howler monkeys are gluttons for power. Much like our current political landscape.
@realjoshgad.bsky.social
So glad you’re here, Josh.
Now, the fun may begin!
Check this out! So cool!
I know, right?