Hey Siri, play Deep Fried Roblox Memes Compilation (Loud) on YouTube

mlem

Time for my anual play the same Oliva Rodrigo single on repeat for a month

Could you add some noodles to that beef?

Let alone one of them insists it isn’t “sexual” for him

Gabriel! He goes to raves!

The fact that there are TWO guys in New York that enjoy rolling themselves up in carpets to be stepped on in public and they BOTH hate each other is why I will never leave this city

I get so gay off that tequila

Literally never read it in full and never grew up religious.

There comes a time in every mid 30s millennials life where they think “hmm I should read the bible”

I just miss queening out with the girls

While I enjoy Bluesky, as opposed to the dumpster fire of X that pushes the lowest level of hate rhetoric, lately my feed here has become a lot of Facebook mom resist posts

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

It’s her day

Rizzo the Rat: muppet, style icon

He is Rizzo

And on the third day Jesus served cunt

The pinnacle of American cinema

Halloween costume decided. Bryon Noam Chomski

absolutely diabolical choice to play Defying Gravity at the gym

do NOT invite me over for Passover Seder because I WILL be shoulder checking a toddler to find the afikomen

need to up my SSRIs after watching it

jfCHRIST

To clock is to read twice
-St Augustine

Nothing scratches my special interest itch than people making fake subway maps on the nycrail subreddit. Yeah buddy, what if the 4 train went directly to your house.

listening to robyn

hate to say it, but the gym has been kind of fun for me lately!! now to avoid focusing on how I “look” and just enjoy feeling better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wish we could go back to a simpler time innit

Dogs in grocery stores for me. And I love dogs. But cmon