That's a good one. I also call him Smashed Patel.

I do it for the girls and the gays, fuck the rest of it 🎤🎤

Take THEIR word for it?

Zara Larsson stuns in swimsuit 📸📸

Oh #Pokemon, why did you have to collab with Target of all places? Some of these pieces are sick, but I won't be shopping at Target again in this lifetime. 😤

#pokemon

Close up of Zohran Mamdani saying “Well, today we're taxing the rich.”

Me, sending Boo to steal a star in Mario Party:

Man is gonna get free food, free housing and free healthcare for burning that MF down.

hot frog & toad

Those sweaty undies 🥵🥵🥵

Got some #bookmail today!

-Palaver by Bryan Washington (Listened to the Audiobook and fell in love with the MC and his mother ❤️)
-Discontent by Beatriz Serrano (Recently recommend)
-Casanova 20 by Davey Davis (Decided to give this one a chance based on the synopsis only)

#books #booksky #reading

Just preordered Trisha Paytas' Memoir "Crying on the Kitchen Floor". I can already tell this is gonna be an entertaining read.

#books #booksky #trishapaytas #cryingonthekitchenfloor #memoir

Huh, the Snapple lady used to have a taste for the booger sugar. Ya learn something new everyday. Good on her for kicking it

#snapple

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-ame...

a man is sitting at a table playing music on a mixer . ALT: a man is sitting at a table playing music on a mixer .

Me listening to Slayyyter at work today:

#slayyyter #musicmonday #wor$tgirlinamerica #music

Whoops, found my new male/musical obsession and his name is Malcolm Todd 💕

#malcolmtodd #sweetboy #musicmonday

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🌳 Cottagegore in rural Scotland
😱 Women going through it
🏡 Disturbing neighbours
🐑 Creepy Sheep

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My reading wrapup for March. mostly audiobooks but some good ones this month. Still can't get over how good Book of Luke was.

#reading #booksky #audiobooks

Will commit atrocities for Mediterranean food.

Work has picked up a shit ton lately and my productivity has plummeted. Seems like all I do is nap lately. Haven't read any significant amount in weeks. I'm just frickin pooped.

#work #exhausted

Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8 theonion.com/pitchfork-gives-music-6-...

Gay adult actor Seth Peterson dies at age 28 The actor, who rose to prominence through his projects with Helix Studios, was announced dead in a social media post over the weekend.

Damn, RIP. So young.

Real life Homeward Bound

Watching one of my 90s favs tonight: Jawbreaker

"I killed Liz, I killed the teen dream. Deal with it."

#movies #jawbreaker #90s

#tubi is getting rid of #badgirlsclub again. Time to raise hell

The War in Iran is costing taxpayers nearly $1 billion a day.

While Trump funds another illegal war, Republicans in Congress are cutting healthcare and food assistance. 

Invest in the American people, not more endless wars.

No, just my awful life choices sadly...