What happened to your legs Lieutenant Dan?

Mom got me this for Easter, I'm 30

My debit card got locked due to a "suspicious" charge from mcdonalds, I'm american, that is the least suspicious charge ever.

Economy so bad we gotta start washing paper towels.

Lego Gameboy built and displayed

Merry Christmas

Ever hear someone mispronounce a word so badly you forget the proper pronunciation?

No shit there's no scientific facts, IT'S A QUESTION ABOUT A FICTIONAL CREATURE.

Screenshot of the xbox store displaying a deal at 0% off.

Hell of a deal xbox

Time Stranger story be like

Have I reminded you how dead your dad is lately?

Gotta say, the abundance of homing projectiles in Hades 2 is kinda fucking annoying.

I think i just got haggled by taco bell

I have reached 150 followers on twitch, within the next 2 months the I will be making a PowerPoint over why I kinda hate KH3 and going over it Drunk. Just need to replay it.

So my dad discovered how easy it is to be a right-wing grifter and asked why I don't do it. I told him because he was a good father and raised me to have morals, his response?

"I should have raised you to have have less morals" 🤣

I fucking despise the plot point of "here's this miracle cure-all that the protag needs to survive but here's another highly sympathetic person that also needs it and there's only one and will only ever be 1" like, the fuck????
You figured out this impossible puzzle and didn't make copies? WHY????

Why dooes drinking make making a sandwich hard? damn you lowering of motor contorlk

HO LY SHIT Pokémon Gen 9 is SMOOTH on switch 2.

Got a hold of switch 2 gonna open it and play some games after eating at twitch.tv/jibsie

PC Games - January 1998 : IDG Communications, Inc. : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive PC Games - January 1998 scanned in at 600DPI. PDF is OCR'd.Scanned by the Video Game History Foundation, please consider supporting them!

In honor of Doom The Dark Ages I want to bring up this ad from PC Gamer Jan 1998, The Infamous "John Romero is going to make you his bitch" ad
archive.org/details/pc-g...

Magneto: Holocaust survivor that knows first hand the horrors people can commit when they feel others are beneath them

Also Magneto: "I shall call the group of people I belong too Homo Superior"

Remember, Magneto is suppose to be sympathetic, not correct.

Those getting the Switch 2 on release day, what games are you grabbing day 1.

I'm getting:
Mario Kart World
FF7 Remake
Street fighter 6
Bravely Default

Pope Francis meets with the current Administration ONE TIME and decides he's had enough.

Happening now at twitch.tv/jibsie

I'm hosting a video game Jeopardy with @kraglin.bsky.social @royex.bsky.social and @stubbydaggers.bsky.social

My little niece upon seeing Quagsire
"He's a funny little guy"

For anyone doing Yu-Gi-Oh Master Duel Stuff my rookie and returner code is 2917db50

Help

They finally did it, Oreo flavored Oreos

Twitch Twitch is the world

Redoing Parasite Eve as my first stream in 2025 at twitch.tv/jibsie

In 3 days you will be able to make Godzilla do the Miku dance in fortnite, real life doesn't exist anymore.

Got mcdonalds yesterday and my dad gets the 5$ bundle, which includes a burger and 4 piece nuggets. Get home and my dad's like "Nuggets feel light." He opens the bix it's just 2 beef patties. I couldn't stop laughing.