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Posts by Kip Kesgard

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

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Mitch Johnson confirms Victor Wembanyama has been diagnosed with a concussion. He will now undergo the 48-hour minimum recovery period, beginning tonight. His status for Game 3 is TBD, but may depend on if he passes any tests.

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No Tucker, that’s not how this works. You did damage for years. You helped create this disaster. You sat on national television and blatantly lied over and over again. You knew what you were doing all along.

Take your fake apology and kick rocks off the edge of a cliff.

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They think you're stupid.

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There really is no such thing as race. We all came from Africa. We are all of the same stardust. We are all going to live and die on the same planet, a Pale Blue Dot in the vastness of space. We have to work together.
— Bill Nye

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Good to hear it. Loved playing alongside you back when, would love to do it again sometime. Seriously.

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Keep playing. Somebody has to and it might as well be you. And eventually, somebody you know well might just join you running about on the pitch creating mayhem. Or getting a caution for simply yelling into space at something while the official is convinced the person is yelling at the other team.

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In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

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Texas republicans illegally gerrymandered their maps and never once asked voters how they feel about it.

California and Virginia let voters decide.

That’s the difference. They started this fight and Democrats are going to fucking finish it.

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It's official NBA policy to apply the rules differently to different teams.

That is why a Sacramento Kings player has to have their feet set to draw a charge but Jalen Brunson only has to be in legal guarding position.

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JFC. I wish this was a joke, but it seems the only joke here is on whomever decided this was a good idea. FFS.

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The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...

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everyone with real American manliness and a basic knowledge of military history knows that serious war efforts have never been derailed by such trifling matters as "communicable diseases"

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Sen. Jack Reed to Warsh as he dodges questions about divesting his assets: "Excuse me. I must commend you on the way you can circularly go around questions and not answer them. It's a skill. Unfortunately it's not a good skill for the chairman of the Fed."

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Except you said it’s NOT a war. Remember?

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Alex Jones Humiliated by Comedian Who Just Stole His Job Tim Heidecker channeled Alex Jones to announce that he is the new creative director of Infowars.
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Tesla saved $400 million on its federal taxes by shifting billions of its U.S. profits to countries with lower tax rates.

Yes: While you paid your taxes in full, giant corporations maneuvered to pay as little as possible — and it’s all perfectly legal for them.

The system is rigged.

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This is a war based on lies

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Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

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Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

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This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

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A tweet from Pope Leo XIV that reads: “When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.”

A tweet from Pope Leo XIV that reads: “When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.”

Apparently the Pope has read Baudrillard.

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Really, nothing to see here at all. Things for the team are going to go swimmingly from now on. Just you wait.

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Conservative podcaster Benny Johnson is encouraging Republicans to back a bill defining the "nuclear family" as a husband, a wife, children, and the husband's Grindr hook-ups.

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The fact they are still doing it after all these years. Credit where it's due for sure.

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Trevor Noah eloquently explains Schrödinger’s Billionaire

#Pinks

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Give credit to SA for this. They know their fans for sure.

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