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At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

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I believe I was part of this focus group.

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Boycott Target because their AI might randomly and falsely accuse you of theft and then have you arrested and upend your life.

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A record to be proud of.

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do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

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Automatic registration for US military draft-eligible men to begin in December Automatic registration into Selective Service was mandated in December 2025, when President Donald Trump signed into law the fiscal year 2026 NDAA.

If you can automatically register people for the draft, then you can automatically register people to vote. www.militarytimes.com/news/your-mi...

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Two chocolate bunnies on a white background. The bunny on the left has a bite taken out of its rear end, the bunny on the right is missing its ears. A speech bubble above the left bunny says, "My butt hurts." The right bunny has a speech bubble above that says, "What?"

Two chocolate bunnies on a white background. The bunny on the left has a bite taken out of its rear end, the bunny on the right is missing its ears. A speech bubble above the left bunny says, "My butt hurts." The right bunny has a speech bubble above that says, "What?"

Never not hilarious

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Trump just asked a Japanese reporter, while sitting next to the Japanese Prime Minister in the Oval Office, “why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbour?” in response to a question about why the Trump Admin didn’t tell allies—like Japan—about the attack on Iran.

What. The. Fuck.

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Tweet from The Washington Post reporting that about 200,000 immigrant truckers may lose their commercial driver’s licenses under a new Trump administration rule, potentially straining the supply chain. The image shows the interior of a decorated truck cab with tassels and ornaments hanging from the windshield, looking out at a white semi-truck on the road.

Tweet from The Washington Post reporting that about 200,000 immigrant truckers may lose their commercial driver’s licenses under a new Trump administration rule, potentially straining the supply chain. The image shows the interior of a decorated truck cab with tassels and ornaments hanging from the windshield, looking out at a white semi-truck on the road.

The Trump regime is creating supply crises with fuel and fertilizer in the Persian Gulf and now labor shortages in trucking. When food prices spike higher, we know exactly who is to blame.

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Once again, I feel like I lived through the greatest part of St. Paddy's Day being a decent and proper thing.
And now, when Jack and Ginger's is the premier place to go on the 17th, I have to shake my head and miss when there was solid folk/trad music all over town on a day like today.

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That struggle is real. I had the same issues when we were studying "Portrait of the Artist..."

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New fact just dropped: Beavers are woke.

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in many many ways. ive had one of the easier trans experiences. i still barely survived the suicidality of my twenties. i still grew up in the shadow of a then recent AIDS crisis.

killing these kids is purposeful, and its impossible to not see myself in them

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March 2, 2026 The Economist’s Middle East correspondent Gregg Carlstrom noted that Trump appears to be workshopping the causes for his attacks on Iran and his goals for the war by talking to journalists.

March 2, 2026

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So they have no plan. Got it.

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I feel like if it's all done within 24 hrs, you should be able to split up the running, eating, and drinking. Maybe just small runs between each eat/drink spot?

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Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

The richest man owns X.

The second and third richest men control Google.

The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.

And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.

See the problem here?

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Guinness are easier to drink than a fizzy natty lite, imho.
But yeah what sort of taco is a huge determinant here. Street tacos, no problem. Flour or double corn tortillas? Might get tricky.
What defines “running?”

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They found him. He died.

Another murder by our immigration goon squads

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@tacobellquarterly.org keeps serving up the bangers
tacobellquarterly.org/she-was-fine...

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A tweet from Acyn summarizing a Fox News interview in which Carr discusses enforcing equal time rules related to a Stephen Colbert interview. A screenshot shows Carr speaking on “The Ingraham Angle.”

A tweet from Acyn summarizing a Fox News interview in which Carr discusses enforcing equal time rules related to a Stephen Colbert interview. A screenshot shows Carr speaking on “The Ingraham Angle.”

In other words, Colbert could run the Talarico interview, but we’d come after him for it.

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Whoever scheduled the fall of democracy in the midst of Genx perimenopause did not read the room.
Found on a person named Larson Langston’s facebook page.

Whoever scheduled the fall of democracy in the midst of Genx perimenopause did not read the room. Found on a person named Larson Langston’s facebook page.

Wine moms.

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Medgar Evers’ killer was a Klansman, but Trump administration says stop calling him a racist - Mississippi Today Among anticipated changes to a new visitor brochure for the Medgar & Myrlie Evers Home National Monument is no longer using "racist" to describe the killer of the civil rights leader.

Ask yourself: why would this administration want to delete references to Medgar Evers’ racist assassin being a racist? Why might that be?

I challenge anyone in this administration or Congress to defend this.

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photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

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That's a good pupper

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Homeland Security is trying to force tech companies to hand over data about Trump critics | TechCrunch The use of administrative subpoenas, which are not subject to judicial oversight, are used to demand a wealth of information from tech companies, including the owners of anonymous online accounts documenting ICE operations.

The Department of Homeland Security is using administrative subpoenas, a secretive tool issued without a judge's signature, to go after people lawfully reporting ICE activity or criticizing DHS policies.

This is a direct attack on our First Amendment rights and we're fighting back.

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Outstanding

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