You are being a monumental dickhead and I promise you are not my ally. You are absolutely doing more harm than good, and I would consider logging off.

War were declared

Shout out to the little boy at food lion staring a hole through me who finally just told me to my face that I look weird lmao

I haven’t slept in weeks

wbk

meeting a gay couple for the first time and getting so nervous and confused that i ask which of them is the jay and which is the silent bob

I was in Annapolis last week and saw multiple murals of her in town. Truly a deranged class of people perennially missing the point of politics.

i'm all in on henson, i don't think i've had a more comfortable or closer shave

Getting ma’amed by the young man who cuts my grass is worth more than 1000 liberals with an “in this house” yard sign in their flower bed

It really makes me feel insane that the reaction to having something revealed to be AI doesn’t result in immediate embarrassment for some folks. Like you should feel easily tricked right now, like a baby, what is wrong with your brain??

Just gonna sit here and center divs until the world ends later on I guess. Not like I wanted to eat some pussy or take a nap with a big, stinky dog or anything.

Kind of beside the point, but it’s funny to see the NYT acct here on bluesky approaching similar engagement on the same story with 5% of the followers, and yet tiresome liberals keep screeching that using the Nazi site is necessary and preferable to using the site with a few critical leftists on it

get me a fuckin breakfast sandwich you crazy bastards or you'll be living in hell

Why don’t you leave this fucking site

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing!
ME: Oh yeah?
DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂
ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today?
DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡
ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

Play pretend “news outlet” for people who get their news on a 2 week delay via instagram reels. You could convince me that they are an op designed to keep people unaware of current events affecting queer people

Not to be This Way about it, but if you didn’t see Pink News for what it was, a cynical slop aggregator for cis and straight people, then you have serious media literacy skill issues to address

Daydreaming about doing The Voidz Human Sadness at karaoke and everyone is absolutely groaning at my shit

taking my Work Brain out my skull and swapping it with my (much smaller) Night Brain from the fridge

in hindsight, pirating fruity loops back in like 2010 should've tipped me off sooner

China, who famously has both the world’s largest and fastest growing solar infrastructure? That China?

A painting with various vague human-shaped and colors objects in the background, along with some menacing gray and black shapes. Red splattered violently all over those forms. And three white panels in the center of the painting

New painting! This one is called "Political Cartoon" 36" x 24" acrylic on canvas

In the past week: new Harry Potter shit, Idaho bathroom ban with life in prison for repeat "offenders, IOC bans trans women, the Nea York Times tells affirming doctors they're wrong, SCOTUS allows conversation therapy

"Calm down trannies- don't get your tucking underwear in a knot"

Don't like your faggot kid? Ah well, since they are your property and it is Speech, you can force them into a room with a strange adult who will try and turn them into the kid you wanted all along. And hey, if all else fails, they'll kill themselves!

Beside the point I guess, but it’s so nasty how they stole the word “truth” to refer to posts on the state/party run social media platform. It’s like too on the nose for a novel

Happy TDOV to you and yours. Here’s to hoping we can all claw out of hell before too long. Take your meds, babies

Economists are the chiropractors of the social sciences.

🤞🤞🤞

Audibly gasped

They should’ve hyphenated, could be a good bit