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Posts by Machine Gundam Kelly

Don't bring an unc to a nephew fight

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Oh man, just found this old exchange between @tiny.baby, @ugarles.bsky.social, and Chili’s

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Everyone is wondering what the correct level of contrition is and this seems about right

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happy saint patrick's day everyone

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even this one?

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Top architecture firm won’t design more ICE prisons after employees revolt They thought their firm focused on humane design. Then they learned of the private detention center contract.

SCOOP: One of the nation's top "justice facility" architecture firms will no longer work on ICE detention centers or deportation facilities after its employees staged a revolt.

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Strike fund here 👇👇👇

www.ufcw7.org/jbs-strike-2...

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Delta swore to its employees and unions that it was not transporting deportees this way.

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I'm old enough to remember that George W. Bush is the reason DHS and ICE and several of the secret warrant structures exist, that Obama did not fulfill his mandate of pulling back on abuses of executive power/murdering people in the Middle East, and to know there is a straight line from then to now

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“furniture in your brain” is a banger

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These Pernicious Gambling Apps Will Embed Themselves Deeper and Deeper Into Public Life, Disintegrating Social Trust In Unpredictable and Dangerous Ways vs. No It Won't

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Tweet showing FPV drone footage Woofers • @NotWoofers
For the first time, a U.S. base has been attacked by FPVs.
Footage released on pro-Iran channels shows a FPV drone belonging to a PMF group targeting the American base at Camp Victory just outside Baghdad.
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Tweet showing FPV drone footage Woofers • @NotWoofers For the first time, a U.S. base has been attacked by FPVs. Footage released on pro-Iran channels shows a FPV drone belonging to a PMF group targeting the American base at Camp Victory just outside Baghdad. 20280

It's been a long time since the American public has seen graphic video of American soldiers getting killed. FPV drones change this battlefield footage situation completely.

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time to invest in body bag and pine box futures

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Satellite proposals threaten the night sky In the United States, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), the agency responsible for authorizing satellite launches and operations…

The FCC just opened public comments on SpaceX's plan to launch a million satellites to do AI compute in space. Under the current proposal, an environmental review won't be required. Please consider submitting a public comment to oppose this damaging plan.
darksky.org/news/two-sat...

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yes, the armaggedon talk is bad, it's also a pretty good way to encourage mutinies, which is the main thing Hegseth is good at

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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

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We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.

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🚨🚨🚨Simpsons reference🚨🚨🚨
Three panels
First is a rocket coming toward Springfield but labels have been changed from Springfield and comet to Telavjc and rocket
Second pane explosion. Moes tavern has been replaced with Quentin Tarantino house 
Third panel. Now saying oh dear god, no but with Quentin’s face over his

🚨🚨🚨Simpsons reference🚨🚨🚨 Three panels First is a rocket coming toward Springfield but labels have been changed from Springfield and comet to Telavjc and rocket Second pane explosion. Moes tavern has been replaced with Quentin Tarantino house Third panel. Now saying oh dear god, no but with Quentin’s face over his

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barney and moe meme: moe (SCOTUS) thinks he has gotten rid of trump tariffs, but the tariffs return as another BS legal privision

barney and moe meme: moe (SCOTUS) thinks he has gotten rid of trump tariffs, but the tariffs return as another BS legal privision

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the 100th anniversary. the year of the homeboy

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ICE’s pending $30 billion budget exceeds the military spending of nearly every country, including Canada, Brazil, Mexico, and Iran.

ICE + CBP funding for 2026 would total $66 billion, higher than all but 7 militaries worldwide.

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‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

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Spotlighting The World Factbook as We Bid a Fond Farewell Somewhat devastating news today from the CIA: One of CIA’s oldest and most recognizable intelligence publications, The World Factbook, has sunset. There's not even a hint as to why they …

The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions!

This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...

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Kiddies who made it out of the ICE dungeon report sighting a schoolmate. Before this, the school district had no information on their whereabouts. The family has now been connected with a lawyer.

Youngsters who escape a govt dungeon are the only way to track abducted children? This is fine!

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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

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it’s not an exaggeration to say that thousands of transgender people have committed suicide and thousands more have had their rights stripped from them as a direct result of actions taken by Jeffrey Epstein and his associates

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