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Posts by Machine Gundam Kelly
Oh man, just found this old exchange between @tiny.baby, @ugarles.bsky.social, and Chili’s
Everyone is wondering what the correct level of contrition is and this seems about right
happy saint patrick's day everyone
even this one?
SCOOP: One of the nation's top "justice facility" architecture firms will no longer work on ICE detention centers or deportation facilities after its employees staged a revolt.
Strike fund here 👇👇👇
www.ufcw7.org/jbs-strike-2...
Delta swore to its employees and unions that it was not transporting deportees this way.
I'm old enough to remember that George W. Bush is the reason DHS and ICE and several of the secret warrant structures exist, that Obama did not fulfill his mandate of pulling back on abuses of executive power/murdering people in the Middle East, and to know there is a straight line from then to now
“furniture in your brain” is a banger
These Pernicious Gambling Apps Will Embed Themselves Deeper and Deeper Into Public Life, Disintegrating Social Trust In Unpredictable and Dangerous Ways vs. No It Won't
Tweet showing FPV drone footage Woofers • @NotWoofers For the first time, a U.S. base has been attacked by FPVs. Footage released on pro-Iran channels shows a FPV drone belonging to a PMF group targeting the American base at Camp Victory just outside Baghdad. 20280
It's been a long time since the American public has seen graphic video of American soldiers getting killed. FPV drones change this battlefield footage situation completely.
time to invest in body bag and pine box futures
The FCC just opened public comments on SpaceX's plan to launch a million satellites to do AI compute in space. Under the current proposal, an environmental review won't be required. Please consider submitting a public comment to oppose this damaging plan.
darksky.org/news/two-sat...
yes, the armaggedon talk is bad, it's also a pretty good way to encourage mutinies, which is the main thing Hegseth is good at
After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.
🚨🚨🚨Simpsons reference🚨🚨🚨 Three panels First is a rocket coming toward Springfield but labels have been changed from Springfield and comet to Telavjc and rocket Second pane explosion. Moes tavern has been replaced with Quentin Tarantino house Third panel. Now saying oh dear god, no but with Quentin’s face over his
barney and moe meme: moe (SCOTUS) thinks he has gotten rid of trump tariffs, but the tariffs return as another BS legal privision
the 100th anniversary. the year of the homeboy
ICE’s pending $30 billion budget exceeds the military spending of nearly every country, including Canada, Brazil, Mexico, and Iran.
ICE + CBP funding for 2026 would total $66 billion, higher than all but 7 militaries worldwide.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions!
This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
Kiddies who made it out of the ICE dungeon report sighting a schoolmate. Before this, the school district had no information on their whereabouts. The family has now been connected with a lawyer.
Youngsters who escape a govt dungeon are the only way to track abducted children? This is fine!
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
it’s not an exaggeration to say that thousands of transgender people have committed suicide and thousands more have had their rights stripped from them as a direct result of actions taken by Jeffrey Epstein and his associates