Damn, med twitter wasn’t lying about those Albanian gummy bears

Not sure I ever fully appreciated how the guy who plays Ollivander in the first Harry Potter movie is acting his HEART out

Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

nurse asked what was wrong and I told her I had an ascending UTI… tell me why she messaged my chief resident to tell her I “should wear a mask”

everything aside, I really appreciate that my uniform is basically pajamas and that napping in an actual bed at work is a possibility

Not me on the way to a code blue stuck behind the person with the resus cart walking and a glacial pace

This list always get me:

“Where are you??” My brother in Christ I am three (3) minutes late cut a bitch some slack

Apple should have collaborative dictionaries you can add to your spellcheck library, tired of all my medicine-related texts getting autocorrected into oblivion

Your kids are correct on that one

You know who I hate?

“Well, actually —“ people.

Have had three pediatric trauma activations in five days for kids with GSWs

Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.

Ummm bitch what the FUCK???

Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.

Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:

1. Thin-tipped pen
2. Adderall
3. Patient list from 2 months ago
4. Emergency snack
5. Every charger known to man except the one I need

Block this account: @apwk.bsky.social Doesn’t even believe in viruses

Block this bullshit

Cannot emphasize enough how much you should do this — genuinely don’t know what I would have done without Tyler’s help and advice

the incredible relief I just felt that the only part of Twitter I was missing is here…

this feels like the summer before 8th grade when I got back to the US and everyone had switched from MySpace to Facebook