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Cut my worm into pieces
I'm going to make more worms

Counterpoint: no one person should have that much power

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Countdown Standard

xkcd.com/3232/

i have a lot of opinions about the catholic church and none of them are positive (other than the pope currently pulling a they not like us with jd vance) but holy shit sagrada família nearly made me burst into tears what an insanely beautiful building

a pit bull walked by in a big service dog vest that i didn’t recognize the word on, so i translated it and it said “little baby”

they were a huge trend in silicon valley tech culture for many years but they’re also just a bad product so it didn’t last

i mean to be fair their shoes fucking sucked and were ugly as hell so they’re probably well positioned for the genAI business, they get the vibe

love everything about this passage and it suddenly caused me to be struck by the irony (that i genuinely hadn’t noticed because i only have one working brain cell) that the biggest AI boosters are the people most likely to call the poor lazy

not that i’m defending netflix, a dumpster company, but studio space is generally made available to production companies, who often hire local labor to do gaffer work and so on, so it’s probably not as bad as it looks on the surface. the facilities themselves don’t make the content.

Hoppy things

me too

but i’m also a dog

a bag of mandarin oranges sitting inside of a hanging wicker bag. the bag of oranges has shitty artwork of an anthropomorphic orange smiling and wearing sunglasses and giving a thumbs up.

my dog (an apex predator) is afraid of this

i don’t much like the social media aspect of smart glasses but god i wish there were options where the camera feed wasn’t user accessible that could overlay translations on signs and so on, those would actually be Cool

mine was made with brie……

basque cheesecake helped

perfect

trust me i get it but no you’re always a welcome presence in my timeline at least

having a very dog shape brain day, the frustration about lack of Shape is real, i’d get upset but the solution is to go trot around in the sun and be happy to see things so i guess i’ll do that

this is part of his strategy to mog the entire continent of oceania for what they did to him, let him cook

were i next in line my first year would be “systems of accountability” combined with “demolishing or renaming and renovating every single thing he did” with a side of “you are going to prison or possibly we bought a rope for you

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

this thread is infuriating, fuck target, do not shop at target

a collection of little guys painted by picasso who was apparently a huge piece of shit BUT was great at little guys

like this man has power because people aren’t belittling and mocking him everywhere he goes. it would evaporate instantly. and so many people would, if they saw others doing so.

i don’t even know if we are ruled by them as much as everyone is looking around being like “is someone going to do something? am i the only one who sees this?” and not acting. luigi didn’t do it but the dam will break and all these folks will be startled what happens when polite society Stops.

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

i also love how that immediately sent him into a spiral. he lacked the confidence to lie. “i make more money than you… i think?” paper thin ego on this remarkably bland looking dweeb

I like the David and Goliath story being told here. Like everyone had our bets on clavicular but some Average Joe managed to be handsome despite not bashing his face in