Hypnotists need to talk like Jester CriticalRoll

Hypnotist who talks like a Kamen Rider belt.

One day, something will go right for me.

Picard: "Computer, give Riker a clussy"

Worf (nodding sagely): "A warrior's genitalia"

Sorry Mr YouTuber man, you're not going to make me care that a group of furry diaper-kinksters made a TCG.

Liking diapers is way less bad than being greedy FOMO exploiters or sending the literal Pinkertons after people who criticize your scummy business practices.

Your aunt has a weird sexual vibe.

But in a "would do numbers on TikTok" way, rather than a creepy way.

Queen of a fantasy kingdom who uses hypnotic music to make girls walk into traffic so they get isekai'ed into her kingdom.

The fact more hypno-kink people don't like mascot suits surprises me.

The eyes are bigger, meaning the hypnosis would be way more efficient.

low angle drawing of Lily Lovebraids in a latex leotard, gloves, and thigh-highs that shows off her balljoints

Stupid sexy doll.... 😑

The rules banning subliminal advertising and hypnotic content only apply to broadcast TV.

So, if you're making a YouTube show...

Takes one to know one, I guess.

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The oddest thing about this site, is that randoms will respond to posts without trying to work out the context.

I'm getting loads of messages of unsolicited writing advice, because I made a joke that would be obvious to anyone who read my profile for 10 seconds.

I've been asked to attend a writing group where everyone has to read something they've written...

So I've got three days to write something as vanilla and normal as possible...

I can't afford Miku Expo tickets, so I'm just going to dress you up and force you to dance, okay?

Plus, the process is so slow.

I saw on study where it was like "after the MRI was taken 40 minutes later" and like...I think that may impact the results somewhat.

"Girls exist to be porn"

WRONG!

Girls exist to be the hosts of crude videogame review shows on YouTube.

Nancy Drew And The Hypnotist Who Wasn't Actually Evil, Just Icky Enough That Its Morally Neutral To Frame Him For Minor Robbery

Evil hypnotist who constantly inserts Disney references into their inductions, so you can't talk about what they're doing online without it getting taken down for copyright.

You read it to me, and we have a deal.

I need to get a new kink.

Dating is hard.

What if they don't want to see my tier list of clown designs rated by hotness.

Fun Fact:

Lobotomies have the lowest regret rate of any surgery at St. Happiness Hospital!

I love how the Hex Girls' song is basically about drugging someone's drink.

You know you watch too much pro-wrestling when you blade after getting spanked.

my knowledge of kamen rider is that you have a cool belt and you spin the buckle and it says some shit like "WOAH HEY COME ON OVER ITS TIME TO PLAY SOME CRAAAAZY TAXI" and then you turn into a power ranger

Tricking you into little play, by replacing all of my hypnosis props with puppet versions and always wearing denim overalls when we're together.

Or

2) Gets bitten by a second radioactive spider, whose mutation causes him to start producing estrogen.

I'll just read it backwards so it sounds like people are learning to love me.

Reading TF comics backwards so the girl goes from generic bimbo to something interesting.