I find myself in a similar situation and this really resonated with me. It’s shit at the time but I know I will come out the other end, without sounding like a twat, stronger for it. I’m lucky that my daughter always listens when I need to offload. Stay strong

Not a Newcastle supporter but what about the brownfield land near the Arena. Surely that’s big enough for a decent size stadium

The difference is, though, Hitler’s cars are still really popular.

Saw them in October 24, bloody brilliant they were

Maltesers are made by Mars. And yes they are bloody lush

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

A Facebook profile of someone named Harvey Enner.

I asked Midge Ure if he recognised this bloke's Facebook page, but he said it meant nothing to him.

If you read the Nativity story backwards, a couple kidnap a baby from a Christmas party, she shoves it up her skirt and they escape on a donkey

RIP Terry Griffiths. Genuinely a bit sad to hear he’s gone

Be nice if the undertakers pay a fitting tribute at his funeral by spending five minutes walking around the coffin looking at it from different angles before putting it in the hole

That made me snort

FACT OF THE DAY.

Eddie Stobart’s real name is Laurie Driver.

[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Aleister Crowley,
Practicing summoning Satan while out on the beers,
Santa appears

American product instructions are always fun, "add 3/8 cups of product to one half gallon of water" hauld on there Jebediah 'til I fire up the abacus

The weekly plotlines and narratives of the Top 40, with its climbers, fallers and spectacular new entries, was one of the great joys of being a kid in the 70s and 80s.