I love the idea of Lucifer being the only one to find Alastors demon form really attractive
Mimzy’s“ tall dark and …. Creepy”
Line and Rosie’s
“You WERE a handsome young man”
Makes me think he isn’t conventionally attractive in the show
Only for Lucifer to be like yeah I’d fuck it 👍
#radioapple
IM GONNA VOMIT
Today's Daily Alastor!
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotelAlastor
I Love how everyone now agrees that Alastor was suffering with a raging hard on when ever he was around Lucifer XD
Cannibal thoughts ❣️
#hazbinhotel #radioapple
Based on a true story of my bitterly single homie responding to my ace complaints at the bar 😝 (we clown around)
Happy ace visibility day!! 🖤🩶🤍💜
Is there something you’d like to share with the class Alastor ?
“Radioapple doesn’t make sense cause they’re not even nice to eachother “
they’re M E N
THEYRE PRIDEFUL REPRESSED
M E N
IF ANYTHING
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW TO FLIRT-
I was like
Omg hahaha That’s silly!…
…
…. WAIT A FUCKING SECO-
And went UPSIDE DOWN LMFAOOOOOO WAIT-
DIDN’T HE CROSS HIS LEGS WHEN VOX MENTIONED LUCIFER TO HIM ????
Alastor: ...Why are you carrying that? Vox shoves the flowers he was carrying at Alastor. Vox: They're for you!
V: Something to commemorate the anniversary of our first meeting. They're some kind of Hell lily. The florist said they're like, uh, deer...nip? Or something. Alastor tilts his head, examining the flowers. His ass is not listening. (Fun fact: the design of the lilies are based off daylilies which deer apparently will absolutely demolish if they come across them.)
V: They're apparently popular among deer sinners? For some reason. If that fuckin' florist lied to me, I swear... Alastor sniffs the flowers then jolts in surprise.
V: Do you...like 'em? Vox suddenly looks on in disbelief as he catches Alastor eating the flowers. V: Um.
the cervine urge to munch on tasty plants #radiostatic
(1/2)
Oh my god, I remembered I have social media...
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #radioapple
doodle radioapple📻🍎🥵
I was like
Omg Lexi is gonna love this short djdjsnn
The headcanon that vox cums very quickly feels so correct
Losing streak but #radioapple
But instead of Losin Streak its “ManChild” by Sabrina Carpenter
Hear me out
Alastor gives Vampire vibes
Luci gives Werewolf vibes
#radioapple
LMFAO
Lilith and Alastor better get their shit together before I take this Apple for mYSELF-
We’ve got a clear view of Alastors ombré on his arms
And a clear view of lu’s ombre on his legs
That totally means that Alastor tops and Lucifer botto-*gunshot*
#radioapple
YES
YALL ARE FAST LMAO
TY!
YES
THANK YOU OMG -
Does anyone have expert fanfic finding skills? cannot find this fiiiic 😭😭
It’s an omegaverse fic that’s starts with Lucifer in a diner and then Alastor and vox walk in on a date
Vox is a jerk and Lucifer steps in
It’s a one shot
Alastors first time with Lu with just this overwhelming sense of intimacy, pleasure, and affection that he breaks every damn wall he’s ever owned in an instance is my FAV TROPE in fics
A touched starved individual like Alastor overstimulated by the amount of pent up love Lucifer has to offer is 👌😤
The head canon that he’s Wearing Alastors red undershirt drives me i n s a n e-
Who knew a deer can be stronger then an angel 📻🍎🔞
(delulu fr but ya know just for once~ I’ll let Bambi win~)
(Im like realizing I can draw and legit fck around and find out, and here we are) :3 enjoy~
-yes Lu’s tail is keeping Al shirt up-
#radioapple
Alastors song for Lu is “Golden” by Harry styles
Lucifer’s song for Al is “Crazy for you” by Hedley
Tell me I’m wrong
#radioapple #appleradio
