Crikey, this man is certifiable!

GB News is an 'anti-Muslim hate channel', two-year study into output concludes GB News “accounted for almost 50 per cent of all mentions of Muslims or Islam on UK news channels” in a two-year period, a study has found ...

Today's GB News TV advertisers include *Tufferman *Sky *SolarCentre *Moneyfactscompare *CandlelightUK *AllClearTravel *DormeoUK *ManeUK *CityMoves *TonicSurgery *DaysMotorGroup *BridgnorthWindows *PSPIT *GoldReserves *HarringtonAndByrne *EveysPreloved *InheritanceLegalServices *TheKitchenCompany

I never knew this cover existed.
I wish I'd never known.
The Go-Gos cannot be bettered!

The guy who does the bingo at our pub says "N-n-n-n-nineteen" when it comes up, but at first he didn't know why he did it. He'd just heard it somewhere. He had to be educated by us elders. Bloody millennials!

Matt Goodwin in Waterstones. In the hardback section. Trying to plug his book Hey Waterstones. Where's Suicide of a Nation? Weird how the No.1 paperback in Britain never happens to be on display ...

1 - you’re stood in the hardback section. Your book is paperback.
2 - you self published so Waterstones won’t stock the book.
3 - it’s not the best selling paperback. It was briefly top of the said published chart.

This sponsorship cracks me up. The number of people who know what Hill Dickinson is is minimal, let alone the number of people who might ever engage their services. It's not like a big consumer brand. 😂

Chips? Far too much effort. Beans, fried egg and toast will do me.

It's always funny when porn stars think they can jump to mainstream acting.

Honey, if you could act, you wouldn't have needed to get into porn.

And with all these people out of work, who will buy their products?

(Crocodile Dundee voice)

Call those skintight shorts?

Must be hard to be a straight guy when you’re tempted by D all the time and you can’t act on it

Wasn't that one of the Just So Stories?

🤐

Google is telling me Octopus Energy Spain has experienced a data breach, but not a peep from Octopus.

Madonna - I Feel So Free (Official Visualizer) YouTube video by Madonna

Interesting. Feels like a good album track rather than a single. Some Donna Summer in there. And it makes me feel like dancing in a club on K in the mid 00s. I like it!

youtu.be/Zx83eVfP64A?...

Celeb. I won't go into more detail lest I get cast out.

Sheldon and Star Trek in one episode?? 🤣🤣
#ghosts

I couldn't possibly say. But once you see it, you can't unsee it.

‘Labels protect us’: Olivia Nervo wants reproductive coercion to be a standalone offence – she is not alone Grammy-winning songwriter says she was deceived into pregnancy, and that cases like hers fall between the cracks

“I can’t get over it, I don’t think I’ll ever get over it. And I just feel like reproductive coercion needs to be considered properly within family courts, at the very least. I would love it to be a standalone offence, but I understand that’s a big wish.”
https://bit.ly/41HW4t2

Said a hip-hop, the hippie to the hippie
The hip, hip-a-hop and you don't stop rockin'
To the bang, bang the boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

Amen.

Yohann needs to touch some grass. Cheer tf up!

A facelift that makes you look like Alice the Goon is never good.

Are you afraid of criticism?

I believe Starmer didn't know because micromanaging the FCDO seems like a mug's game. But he must have pushed hard enough that someone lied to him.

I don't know how it happens. It's like an unconscious annual ritual.

Addicted Menswear got kicked off Instagram. 😂

Meta clearly doesn't like men's sexuality.

Lower front view of the Enterprise D in space. The Great Gonzo appears to have been shot out from the ship like a class 1 probe. He looks like he's having the time of his life, and also has a flame trail propelling him.

Day 178 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
#TheMuppets

I got my yearly sunburn the other day.

Every year, the first time I go in the sun after the clocks go forward, I burn myself somewhere. Last year was a catastrophic event including blisters and blood on my shins.

This year it's my inner thighs that a feeling a bit tight and itchy. And a bit red.

Your eyebrows have slipped.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.