Finally, a Plan for Iran that’s pants-optional! youtu.be/HdjrzBXvrqQ?...
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Posts by Derek Iversen
My alter ego at Fake Ass News News, Brian Johnson-Balz, took the “Hegseth Challenge” which is as stupid as it sounds 🍻💪🏼🇺🇸😂 youtube.com/shorts/KvkbO...
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We’re the villains in the movie
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I wish BlueSky didn't feel like pissing into a vacuum. But that's sure what it fucking seems like around here.
Are you ALIVE??
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My alter ego over at Fake Saa News News, Brian Johnson-Balz, interviewed Kash Patel and let's just say it went off ... or actually, very ON ... the rails. youtu.be/eYjUUsbzDBM?...
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Folks, it's a brand new Fake Ass News News show! It's called "Two On One" and features Hope Thraddle, Brian Johnson-Balz and token liberal, Barry Violins (Violence?). Tune in for the staggering stupidity, and stick around for the casual cruelty! youtu.be/HQi6mXqh7TY?...
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Hope is back! But she's going by her maiden name, "Thraddle" for a fresh new twist on her old formula: it's "Throttling The Truth"! This week, Hope attempts to explain the "Donroe Doctrine" to, well, anyone. youtu.be/b6Klz2PtbXk?...
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The irony is how really not wild I am these days. But maybe you can at least see the gleam in the eye of a former wildman. #microsong
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Just in time for Christmas, a great gift has arrived: the next episode of "Come At Me, Balz!" This time, Brian squares off with soon-to-be-former-Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor-Greene. What gives, MTG?! Click here to find out if a Christmas miracle is in store ... youtu.be/ArRMdsMcMq4?...
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EVERYBODY, it's a Fake-Ass News News Exclusive: we got THE Epstein List!! Totally real, not scrubbed for the benefit of Dear Leader in any way. Think about it: would Fake-Ass News News lie to you?! Of course ... not. youtu.be/6ufd9JiicpU?...
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“Come At Me, Balz!” new episode just dropped! This one really goes off the rails. In the Balz Pit this time: Elon Musk 😏 youtu.be/cSjArI9GrD0?...
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It’s a microsong Halloween special! No treats for me, thanks: I’m saving my appetite to feast on your flesh BWAHAHA #microsong #halloween
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It's Hope Violence's wartime special!! What, didn't you hear? We're at war -- against ourselves! It's Dear Leader's "War Within". To the front, MAGAts, fight the scourge of inflatable frogs! youtu.be/00kfwnSmm0Q?...
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Maybe you've seen Brian Johnson-Balz' Fake Ass News News interview with Secretary Noem ... but you haven't seen the UNEDITED version! Check out the part we thought the Administration didn't want you to see, but has instead insisted you MUST see. It's here, baby! youtu.be/iQ-YsMpMcN8?...
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After Ozzy died (RIP) I did a deep dive, first into Ozzy’s entire catalog, but then into Black Sabbath’s as well. And I gotta say, by the late 80s, Sabbath got pretty dumb. But those sub-par songs inspired this ode, so no regrets! Thanks for the delicious carbs, Satan #microsong #blacksabbath
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I was on a podcast! This was a fun, rambling conversation. I believe we're gonna do this again next week ... www.youtube.com/live/qB328Yn...
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Just in time to freak your Friday, Brian Johnson-Balz is back with another edition of "Come At Me, Balz!" In this episode, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem hops in the Balz-Pit and Brian does everything he can think of to hit on her in a deferential way. HAWT! youtu.be/bpgRp5UOuZQ?...
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Nothing to see here, folks – just a perfectly normal time in American history! Pay no mind to troops deployed to our cities, weaponization of the Justice Department, muzzling of free speech; we’re fine. That said, I could sure use a vacation from the Land of the “Free” …
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In our latest episode, Hope asks, “Is MAHA health-ing?” The answer, of course, is yes — it’s helping insure there are less people alive to insure! youtu.be/hfpkV_6KEo4?...
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Swalwell: There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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Checking in on this
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After a long hiatus, I return – with less hair! I begin my reboot with this earnest microsong about struggling. So many of us are these days. I offer this song with compassion for everyone, whatever they’re going through. Don’t worry about me – I struggle too, but I’m okay. It’s good to be back.
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Too soon? No. It might be too late youtu.be/5aQEKXEUwSY?...
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Protests against Trump erupt inside D.C. restaurant as people chant to his face: “FREE D.C.! FREE PALESTINE! TRUMP IS THE H*TLER OF OUR TIME!” (via Sam Waldenberg / CNN)
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It's "Come At Me, Balz!" a brand-new show hosted by my right wing doppelgänger, Brian Johnson-Balz. For the inaugural episode, Brian jumps in the Balz-Pit with Border Czar/Line Judge/ICE Director, Archduke Tom Homan. Watch it now, or ICE will just make you watch it later! youtu.be/RwiLNaQ9So8
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By consolidating control, Dear Leader is taking us back to the 1984 he always wanted! youtu.be/S5w1tMFAFyE?...
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Another successful cabinet meeting with Dear Leader
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