Listen, I also love Mary Oliver, but there are some of you who could at least try to be good.

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onstage accepting the award for Best Girl Who Took A Shower Even Though She Really Didn’t Want To: so many people believed I’d never make it here,

first substack post :) open.substack.com/pub/aleashur...

LETS GOOOOO

they should invent a greek yogurt that doesn’t gross me out if i think about it too much

San Francisco is an amazing city. and to enjoy it you just need to get past a dozen of the most atrocious AI startup billboards you could imagine

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