We go way back

looking good sir

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Just saw NORMAL, the new action comedy starring Bob Odenkirk, and it is fun as hell. And longtime Bobby O fans will be delighted to know that at one point he DOES give us his signature catchphrase “GODDAMMIT”

Cheer when you hear it in the theater!

screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -

POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad

VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??

POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

Man who paid $2.9m for NFT of Jack Dorsey’s first tweet set to lose almost $2.9m ‘This is the Mona Lisa of the digital world’, says crypto entrepreneur Sina Estavi who bought the NFT in March 2021

Happy fourth birthday, this headline

Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

If anything needs to be remastered it’s every single second a camera was pointed at Jiminy Glick

everyone knows this is the funniest tweet

Kanye West - Not Racist Anymore feat. Simon (A.I. reconstruction) and Garfunkel (real)

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Thirty-five years ago, when Jack Karlson was hauled into a police car outside a Chinese restaurant in Queensland, he couldn’t have known his bombastic speech would be watched by millions around the world, become a meme and now, be preserved for ever in Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive. Karlson’s declaration – “Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! … What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?” – is one of nine pieces of audio that have been added to the NFSA’s Sounds of Australia collection this year, along with a pedestrian crossing signal and Missy Higgins’ 2004 hit Scar. Continue reading...

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

A new contender for best headline

graphic of yankees pitcher can schlittler

you can’t be named this

This is so fucking funny dude.

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Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world

This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities

Few stories bring a tear to my eye like “as a KISS fan I ate at the KISS restaurant and it gave me food poisoning”

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

Idly opening Instagram during a quiet moment at work and Conner O’Malley immediately screaming “IRISH ZIONISM!”

I’ll never forget the day I tasted roast chicken crisps – it changed my life for ever | Adrian Chiles Everyone knows the dowdy potato snack, but reading a recent book on them has reignited a personal journey and taken my intake to hitherto unseen levels

I’ll never forget the day I tasted roast chicken crisps – it changed my life for ever | Adrian Chiles

lmao let’s goooo

the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

I was Jim Carrey for three years and nobody gave a shit

"Mission accomplished": Trump gets Epstein list off front page