Endless Cockroaches: if every person on earth killed 1000 bugs every day we would have no more bugs #noBugs #stopBugs

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Kambal, Profiteering Mayor “when i become mayor your penis will not disappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore”

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A magic card called inspiring statuary. It costs 3 uncoloured mana to cast. The image is a sort of gold robot thing. The text has been replaced with a dril tweet that reads "us military displays extremely rare princess diana beanie baby w/ certificate of authenticity in the most devastating show of force to date"

I went rummaging through my archive from the old bad website and dug up all my @drilmagic.bsky.social posts from back there. Feel like this one has become relevant for some reason.

Abyssal Hunter: Mr. Finding My Smile

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A magic card called Due Respect. The card text has been replaced with a dril post that reads "sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by-about 5ft away. I lock my car doors out of respect." The card depicts Elesh Norn. From the wiki: "Elesh Norn had a very tall, almost skeletally thin humanoid figure. Her body was composed of red sinuous flesh and white metallic porcelain. Her eyeless face carried a broad shield-like body visor. Her mouth was filled with needle-like teeth."

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High Perfect Morcant: im the ceo of legs

Rest in Peace: Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died

Arthur, Marigold Knight: my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

Entropic Battlecruiser: most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Hovel Hurler: Time to show these douscebags my real power (throws a big tree branch at a guys car)

Deflection: the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

Golos, Tireless Pilgrim: mean while, while you were "Gaming ", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms

Settle the Wreckage: my plan is to inherent my uncles stolen land and convert his failed trailer park into a sort of israel for Gooning victims

Icatian Moneychanger: i didnt understand how interest at the bank works until someone explained to me its like storing cum up in your balls

Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath: one thing i will never joke about is "Darth Bator" the guy who jacked off too much and became Evil

Hammer Helper: gamer posture is equally as valid as normal posture. i will no longer be silent, of this

Charge Through: Fucker Bowl

Ornery Goblin: pissed off because people are watching their precious football instead of asking me why im pissed off

Bloodlust Inciter: LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS

Dark Prophecy: #GroundhogDay is the one day a year where the nation can put asaide the partisan politics and sacrifice a large rodent to God BURN THE RAT 42.6% Let Him Live In Disgrace 57.4%

Winter Sky: listeing to the updated version of the "baby its cold outside" song where the guy's trying to convince the woman to leave so he can jack off

Mowu, Loyal Companion Legendary Creature - Hound wint @dril dogs used to say "Arf" and "Bow-Wow" . Now they say shit like "Wouwouwouwou" 5:30 PM * 27 Apr 2019 3/3

Giver of Runes W Creature - Kor Cleric wint @dril #MOMCHAT IS TRENDING. #MOMCHAT IS TRENDING. YOU HEARD CORRECTLY. #MOMCHAT IS NOW MAINSTREAM. EASILY ACCESSIBLE BY FALSE MOMS. FUCK TWITTER She provides marks of protection to those she chooses as family. 1/2

Pulling Teeth 1B Sorcery wint @dril a 3x3 picture of my dirty teeth, framed ornately and hung on the wall of a mafia-owned jiffy lube waiting room in louisville, kentucky.

Hackrobat 1BR Creature - Human Rogue wint @dril #ThingsThatKeepMeAwakeAtNight 62% of teens report achieving a "sexual thrill" by committing acts of violence, up from 38% in 1992 #Rasmussen 2/3

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Withstand 2W Instant wint @dril (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved) Retweets 2,292 Likes 8,555 10:50 AM * 15 Mar 2017

Solitary Confinement 2W Enchantment wint @dril i consider protected, locked accounts, to be the most Powerful accounts... for it is they who have Blocked the entire world Retweets 8,008 Likes 16,633 12:38 PM * 22 May 2017

Lorthos, the Tidemaker 5UUU Legendary Creature - Octopus wint @dril if the infamous "OCTO MOM" were to come out of the woodwork and start preaching to us of her thoughts of politics, i would just about SHIT.. Retweets 1,487 Likes 8,205 8/8

Kindercatch 3GGG Creature - Spirit wint @dril Replying to @dril @SuccuCirno and 3 others let the record show that the minor-attracted genius blocked me after i said this 1:22 PM * 22 May 2019 6/6

Some old creations for @drilmagic.bsky.social.

Howl of the Night Pack: im watching my gf transform into wolves . the wolves have the same tattoos that she have. she can turn back into a person when she wants to.

Orcish Farmer: its dumb that the san quentin Milking Division just throws all of the prisoner cum in the trash when they could feed it to livestock instead

Wasteful Harvest: first off, trees are bullshit