My public school teachers showed this movie to us in class, for educational purposes. (The lesson was that the US was a nation of immigrants and that's what made us great.)

Look, I’ve already apologized profusely for this. Nature called, and I answered. Emphatically.

It’s not my fault there was another passenger in my way.

The peace president is about to start a war.

That’s a shame. On the plus side, though, those 5 or 6 kids are absolutely going to remember this.

This is good and right, and I support it. (*nod*)

I figured I’d share this here, too, since so many of you have ditched the ‘Gram and the Twitler …

This costume was a lot of work, but I think it turned out pretty good!

Republicans control the White House, Senate, and House. If the government shuts down, that's their failed leadership at work.

Make America Healthy Again: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

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Is it okay for you to stay ugly like this?" asked a female student during a three-way meeting... 26-year-old teacher receives one-month pay cut 2025/08/01 19:27 X B! ☑ Save for later On the 1st, the Osaka Prefectural Board of Education announced that it had imposed a one- month pay cut (10%) on a male teacher (26) at a prefectural high school as disciplinary action against him for repeatedly making inappropriate remarks to female students in his class, such as calling them "ugly."

The announcement said that during a three-way meeting in November last year, the teacher had said, "I'm sorry to say this, but is it okay for you to stay ugly like this?" When the student played goalkeeper in a physical education class, he told her to "hit him in the face," and during an endurance sprint, he said, "Who wants to date someone like you? You're so damn ugly." The incident came to light when a parent of another student contacted the school. The teacher explained to the prefectural board of education's investigation, "I tried to use strong language to instruct him, which led to my making inappropriate remarks," and said, "I am sorry for causing a great loss of trust among students and parents."

Japanese Government: why are women choosing not to get married?

Male Teacher: but is it okay for you to stay ugly like this?- to a female student

Educational Institution: 10% reduced pay for 1 month because parents complained

Japanese Government: why are women choosing not to get married? 🤔

You crunchetized him, you animal!!!!

SUPERMAN II trading card sticker blurbed "THE PHANTOM ZONE VILLAINS," featuring the faces of General Zod, Ursa, and Non.

my favorite '80s punk pop band

Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride.

However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

NYU AI researcher Gary Marcus: "Straight out of 1984. You [Elon Musk] couldn't get Grok to align with your own personal beliefs, so you are going to rewrite history to make it conform to your views."

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Popping in briefly to make sure everyone has seen the unhinged (complimentary) Quark cosplay.

Oh! OH!!!! That’s excellent 🤣🤣🤣

Just think - if we didn't have ICE protecting us from illegal immigrants - right now there would be roving gangs of masked thugs terrorizing American cities, harassing and assaulting innocent civilians, and abducting people of the streets.

Oh, wait...

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From the Princess Bride, the uncle is reading to his sick nephew. Caption: All right now, let's see, where were we? Oh yes. In the Pit of Despair."

Happy Mental Health Awareness Month to all who celebrate

If you’ve got a “customer service voice” then I know you’ve seen some shit

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Kira Meru and I are saddened to hear about Jean Luc's recent Irumodic Syndrome diagnosis. We extend our warmest and best wishes to Larys and the family, and we wish President #Picard a fast and successful recovery. #StarTrek #Sisko197

According to subspace news reports, Vic Fontaine was paid 11 million bars of Latinum to walk onto a stage, quickly ENDORSE BURNHAM & walk off to loud booing for never having performed, NOT EVEN ONE SONG! THIS IS AN ILLEGAL ELECTION SCAM AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL!!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

In loving memory of Moshu 🍎

As a kid, I always wanted to be a dinosaur someday.

This isn’t what I meant.

#InMy40s

Bus.

Uber invented the bus.

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

Just like my roommates.