There’s no one on earth better for this job.

Perhaps my top toy of childhood.

@murderxbryan.bsky.social

💔

I knew someone about a decade ago who would talk about how if people were mean to her she would write their name down and put it in the freezer.

I can’t believe it’s actually real.

🫨🫨🫨

I am not a big “debate the GOAT” guy. I’m not mad at Griffey, he’s probably the most culturally impactful baseball player in the past 40+ years if not ever.

Can’t believe you forgot Barry Bonds existed. Senior moment, I guess lol

Congrats!!

mugwe_ - Twitch J

@guardabascio.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/mugwe_

If I didn’t become a Dolphins fan and if I didn’t use social media, I’m 75% sure I could have cured cancer by now. Ah well, never the less.

Cherard son or dergers daughter?

As long as that 88 isn’t on 9, no shame in that lol

Unfortunately he’s just very dumb

I used to think there was only one really genuinely good dead college coach, Dean Smith, but now that Lou Holtz is gone, there is still only one genuinely good dead college coach

Lmao I’m always amazed when people disregard the tape both to discredit or to hype up. It’s the best data point available.

Thank you for being a Drew Allar truther. I can’t believe I see people talking themselves into him.

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social thank you for being a warrior for the balds

This really fucking sucks.

We will never be free because we are in a society with people who don’t understand the difference between the state killing someone and an individual killing someone.

Shocked that the “come and take it” crowd turned out to actually be the “just listen like a good boy” people.

@jonbois.bsky.social I just finished Fool Time and really enjoyed it. Thank you for the great work!

Only a place like Plum can develop beloved personality Patrick McAfee

Hearing Miami is going to hire one of the SF candidates and bring Mac Jones over and I feel so empty

Breaking chain meme

No more Miami dolphins games for 8+ months

I am constantly being reminded how many irredeemable people there are.

this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning

Too many soft balls in the replies so I’ll man up and ask:

If you had to create a dessert Mount Rushmore for you personally, what are you putting up there?

Got his ass