In the American Civil War more combatants died of smallpox than battle wounds

Dae it you deserve a wee treat

i say this because the earliest sale date for all of the houses in this development is 2002/2003. but sure, this woman has lived there since 1992

Reminded of the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared about food

If I was the law, we'd have public information films for cognitive hazards the way we have for drunk driving.

Imagine a bluesky where you didn't repost and amplify every horrendous shitty thing you've seen on twitter

Again, if I gave so much as a single tuppence fuck what went on there I'd be in there

You're not raising awareness, you're being a cunt

I'm not great with names but as soon as I saw "retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson" an alarm started ringing, pretty sure I've seen that guy make claims to have the inside track before and I'm pretty sure he was bullshitting

I don't think the Mirror should be printing his claims without corroboration

Levar Burton agitated for him to have a normal love life, but he wasn't allowed bc black 😭

You mean the episode where he made the Enterprise's designer into his AI girlfriend? And the other one where the actual designer came onboard and found the AI gf and he acted like she was the weird one?

Wales Mentioned

On one hand if he does it's unfathomably bad for them; on the other getting rid of him would mean somebody having to stick their head up (I think?) and I can't see that happening

I don't think there's anyone left who wouldn't throw him under the bus for 50p.

Imagine having to go on telly to defend all this after you got shitcanned over a bacon sandwich

Clout poisoning is every bit as bad for you as lead poisoning istg

They honestly see sacrificing a few K followers (mostly bots) as being a real thing. Nothing on somebody else's website belongs to you

Yeah I don't have many options here and none of them are great 😃

Got accepted to a market in Fife, only problem is that it's on Sunday, I need to be there for 8.15am and I stay in Edinburgh lmao fml

Fffff he's got me there, I appointed the self professed bestie of a convicted serial paedophile and indicted child trafficker to a senior ambassadorial position the other day. Hoist by my petard 🙃

Disabled kids, kids with complex home lives, kids who are carers, all sorts of other kids marginalised by our school system are going to be further excluded by this

Of course to this horrible authoritarian government they'll also see that as a win

The fucking faces on Lammy and Reeves

this is good but not quite as good as the TV audience laughing at "my father was a toolmaker"

Mf had sex with the milk and you're sending them to heaven

boo, he should have gone out like that other CEO they had

Rookie numbers

EVER wondered who it is making those smells in the next cubical next to you? Simply whistle a catchy tune such as the A-Team theme and wait for the smelly bastard to reveal himself back in the office with the tune stuck in his head for the rest of the day. Irish Chris, Northwich

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insha'Allah

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

I'll never get complaints about anonymous users on Bluesky.

You'll get anonymous randos adding clear alt text to an image of a duck that isn't to be allowed in but verified journalists at big outlets refusing to add alt text to a screenshot of text they wrote.

read “angry starmer” earlier and thought it was cockney slang for wanking or something

Often just ends up being more like this