The fucking faces on Lammy and Reeves

this is good but not quite as good as the TV audience laughing at "my father was a toolmaker"

Mf had sex with the milk and you're sending them to heaven

boo, he should have gone out like that other CEO they had

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EVER wondered who it is making those smells in the next cubical next to you? Simply whistle a catchy tune such as the A-Team theme and wait for the smelly bastard to reveal himself back in the office with the tune stuck in his head for the rest of the day. Irish Chris, Northwich

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insha'Allah

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

I'll never get complaints about anonymous users on Bluesky.

You'll get anonymous randos adding clear alt text to an image of a duck that isn't to be allowed in but verified journalists at big outlets refusing to add alt text to a screenshot of text they wrote.

read “angry starmer” earlier and thought it was cockney slang for wanking or something

Often just ends up being more like this

It’s important to always remember that Parliament is embarrassing shit

Lot of pricks out today saying that Lee Anderson was a polite good boy and the devious Zarah Sultana spurned every chance given to her to correct her ultimate sin.

Even though we can all see the videos.

They're not even long videos.

He's got a nice arson him!

lindsay hoyle is such a massive piece of shit

Interesting how differently he reacted to Lee Anderson and Zarah Sultana.

Fuck yeah Zarah

all the videos of this keep getting taken down,

"formed a view himself" lmao he can't form a turd himself

God you get the lot of them

Anyone know what time Angry Starmer is on, this warmup guy is balls

Near greetin

Oh it's delicious seeing how miserable every single Labour MP looks on that bench.

Moral AND SPIRITUAL leadership oh the shade

Blocked and reported

whatsapp conversation. i say “it felt really easy. urgh i love english so much” friend replies “Posting this on Scottish Bluesky” i say “oh no”

getting out ahead of this: i was talking about english *lessons*

In Lidl listening while I waited for someone to finish picking her garlic bread. I rolled my eyes at a bit and the lady turned round and thought I was rolling my eyes at her and started hurrying. Sorry lady 😔

Kind of can't be fucked having a fringe any more but also can't really be fucked growing it out

He's doing his "not angry just disappointed" voice and dude read the room