I told you the bulge was bulging today. 🐳
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Honestly, my bulge today is fucking outrageous!
Added a little promo for ya… enjoy. 😈
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Just a little ‘hello’ from the both of us.
SATURDAY NIGHT! I’ll be “DJing” so come have a dance!
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Saturday 29th March.
Come and have a dance with ya dad!
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Saturday 29th March.
Come and have a dance with ya dad!
Early bird £5 tickets www.tickettailor.com/events/soft/...
😘
I’m 40 now and so you can call me Dad. 👋🏻
Hiya lads. It’s me!
Amazing!!!
People fear she’s DJing again. 🍆
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Today is a good day! Thanks @yummyzine.bsky.social 🍑
At least I’ll always have this big dumb dick!
I turn 40 in 3 weeks.
Did a Britney.
🥚
Update. Almost completed series one. Have eaten tinned peaches, half a tin of pineapple rings. A giant bag of crisps, olives and a massive bowl of spaghetti bolognaise.
FML.
Feeling completely hideous, mental, fucking miserable and stressed out. So I’m getting stoned and watching Twin Peaks. 🪵
For those of you here.
Because you deserve it.
Happy Saturday. 😘
Hallelujah! 🫂
Thank god for that.
So this is this new app ehh?!
Can we show dick?
Asking for a friend.