Why is this Coke Zero not fixing me emotionally? Did they change the recipe? Nevermind I’m going to email them

folow me 4 more thot on mastodon dot com same name same game

I’m going to be honest with you, sometimes I don’t know what to do when I am not inside my own home. If I’m somewhere else, man, well there is a chance I might be Fucking Weird. forgive me

i had coffee at like 1:30pm yesterday so obviously i was awake past midnight playing through my favorite game, touhou: luna nights

yes. finally, it's mine. the lost holy sword. i can now attack enemies with conviction

🎶barbenheimer, ain't no liar, make the boys go loco🎵

ugh this game makes me sad

"ennui?"

no im on xbox

ok fine I'll buy warner

til when u feel sad playing video games its called "on wii"

so it turns out my roommates just ditch the state whenever there's a snowstorm. guess who doesn't own a car and won't shovel a single flake

@cbbwyr wood u

meet my beautiful bride, mesotheliogtha

Guy who wants to draw the line in a horrible place: All I'm saying is where do we draw the line

me: you dim sum, you lose some

waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

Big deal, nobody knows how to read anymore. Is the world worse off? It is? Well if that were true I'd have read about it somewhere

Woodlice can live up to four years. That's insane. A woodlouse could serve a whole presidential term.

a promotional image of the mcdonalds changeable character "KURTIS THE DIVINE" who is basically just an agumon with burgers on his head

KURTIS THE DIVINE against a black backdrop

a cropped screenshot of KURTIS THE DIVINE from an animated changeables commercial

one of the mcdonalds changeable happy meal toys is a burger grill that transforms into a burger grill with a digimon sort of halfway sticking out of it and it's name is "KURTIS THE DIVINE"

rolling ridge is the worst part of ooa, only real ones understand

also if smartphones never existed

to think if we only kept to the age-old wisdom from bulletin boards and web forums to "not feed the trolls" we wouldn't be in this mess

february is the tuesday of months

remembering that time i just caually mentioned to my ex while watching the good place that megan amram used to follow me on twitter

i don't know if i just don't engage with social media "the right way" but why would i ever search posts by hashtag that's insane

sometimes all you need is a big gulp. really hits the spot. when in doubt gulp it out. "hey wanna get a big gulp", they say. #biggulpnopulp

BAES IN TOW

*bayzentoe what the dragonflies knew

rolling up to the club like i.ibb.co/0pVXvx7v/swa...

got mansplained to tonight about how you cant ride a bike with snow on the road right after i rode my bike home with snow on the road

diamantine
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bauta
numinosity
sapidity
renascence
morral
exuviated
rusalka
intaglioed
antumbra
cicatrice
mordance
vellicating