the social contract should be amended to not acknowledge that I have the memory of a drunk goldfish

suspended on IG, banned on Snapchat.. there's a snitch in the midst. What's up Bluesky?

Both Weapons and Sinners are absolutely horror movies and this sentiment is stupid. Horror ≠ bad films.

Hi hello 👋

the sun do be sunnin

Reintroduction thread

Name: Tom
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Interests: Tequila, Pop punk, horror movies, butts, boys.
Vocation: Event planner for a hotel chain.

Thanks! I grew it myself 😊

still alive, happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

Snapchat is the wild wild fucking west lmao y'all think that app is sniffies I swear 😂💀

it never fails to amuse and baffle me the extreme lengths straight men who ARE FRIENDS will go to not to sit next to each other on the subway lmao

like come over here and join me baddie

I got a new phone and when I was getting a screen protector the girl was like "do you want the one with the privacy screen?" and while I pretended to think it over I ultimately knew that I did not, because if I'm looking at porn or sending nudes or talking shit I really don't care who sees it. 🤷

A meme photo of an Adelie penguin holding an AK-47.

Most birds have a fight or flight response.

He forgot we’re flightless birds.

Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.

does it still count as day drinking if it's almost 8pm? asking for a friend

oomf is so so so hot but has AWFUL tattoos and every time I see him I wanna fight his tattoo artists 😤😡

😍😍😍

is this what the kids would call a dad bod? 👴

💀💀 drag him girl

also, hi! I forgot about this app for a little minute there. been busy.

y'all ever have a nightmare that's really just a memory playing out scene by scene only it feels like it's happening all over again? 🙃

hi, I got a haircut. here's a 🤳

Idk who needs to hear this but bangs are not making a comeback. don't let bangs happen to hot men. do more for your community.

if Scream 7 casting announcements were a bingo card I'd lose every time 🤯

Post yourself as a drink.

a little girl wearing a purple shirt and a black seat belt ALT: a little girl wearing a purple shirt and a black seat belt

also just piggybacking on this, if there's a lull in our conversation and you hit me with a "soooo" my interest level drops into the negative.

please don't ever ask me "what do you like to do for fun?" I promise you I'm so awkward with that question and this will be my default response