Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

Correct, it's amazing

okay not to like sentimental post too hard but seriously even with a terrible Monday i'm still in a pretty good mood after seeing my sibling for the first time in Forever

Also like an unfortunate thing is that a lot of people got into FFXIV and thought it was a forever game because they were going through a decade+ of content and then got caught up and realized the game is not built to do that and I don't think those folks can ever be won over

incredibly naively it feels like it should be so easy to make a decent interface for this and i'm a little surprised i don't know anything off hand that does it????

"Just one more lane bro"

i'm not gonna start posting thirst traps here or anything but rest assured it's solid

nice, all the extra Effort last week had some solid results

Huh yea I guess I haven't seen one since the one on Powell went out

_goddamn_

the problem with having a teenager is the realization that a new localization of Naruto would have him saying "trust" instead constantly

so many people in this industry have never considered for a second that their software will ever need to be started up cold

Honey B. Lovely from FFXIV

Honey B Lovely!
🐝

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

It's a canary in the coalmine situation. The canary is not doing the work, but you'd much rather be in a situation where the canary is singing than flat on its back.

indirect indicators/straw polls like this are everywhere

an opposite of "rainbow capitalism is a useful way of knowing there's a healthy business-shame environment" is unions getting supporters to put signs in windows of local business and residential buildings to judge support % before a strike

passkey is imho one of the most important security developments that touch consumers and also one of the worst consumer rollouts i ever witnessed because every company involved treats everything like an enterprise customer solution

Holy shit they were serious

I wish I went down as often as bsky servers

oh my god i literally just realized i was misreading the visual cue for the fucking baseball minigame in Unbeatable and i'm going to go die in a hole now

the bgm track is now available on bandcamp! for free, or pwyw

put it on your operating system, or stream, or video, or whatever~

radicaldreamland.bandcamp.com/track/phanto...

Stunning

i use a xiaomi smart band 9 because it can sync notifications and gets ~17 days of battery life so

chat is it good when your child has a conniving voice

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

Figuring out the limits of a grocery run on my bike 👍

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

I can only imagine, the side of fingers getting close to the palm was Rough

then again all of my ideas for my next ones are Gonna Sting