every single day this week has had friday vibes. i can’t explain it, i don’t know what’s happening, and i’m scared

could have fooled me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yeah, you carry yourself like you’ve eaten a lot of pussy idk

wait what?? fr??

as we all know, the best way to get people to stop bullying you is to broadcast repeatedly just how easy it is to hurt your feelings

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

she’s right

i wanna be well designed

Uncut Gems but it’s @why.bsky.team vibe-coding into a chaotic spiral of higher and higher stakes bsky outages. it ends the same.

DING

the stupid iron door in the back of our closet is making that droning hum again. it doesn’t have any sort of knob or hinges so we can’t open it, and i tried complaining to the landlord but he just mutters something about “blood is the door AND the key”

i hate renting, this always happens

being 20 in 2005 was so strange, you’d be at a party with 720p pornography being projected onto the side of the garage, then get invited by the line cook who just sold you acid to a show where his cousin’s band Toilet Horizon was opening, and it would be the hardest shit you ever heard in your life

Baudrillard would be having a field day with this guy

me holding my parking slip at the nordstroms rack in the mall

being 20 in 2005 was so strange, you’d be at a party with 720p pornography being projected onto the side of the garage, then get invited by the line cook who just sold you acid to a show where his cousin’s band Toilet Horizon was opening, and it would be the hardest shit you ever heard in your life

meme spoofing the old “you wouldn’t steal a car” anti piracy ads with jagged font on a blurry VHS-style background that says: “you wouldn’t trans the president”

lmao that bottom bun may as well not even be there

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

it’s taken me a lot of work to get to a point where i rarely lose my temper the way i used to (one of the many things transition has empowered me to do), but one thing that still makes me lose my cool and raise my voice is when people are shitty to my wife.

and y’know, i think i’m okay with that.

c’mon no way, that’s him? please say sike 😭

lol

blessed by Emily in green on the skyline ☺️

easily the worst. when i learned that the ‘rude’ label is painstakingly applied by hand to posts by members of the dev team, i knew this website wasn’t ever going to get better

“the trannies are laughing at me, i’d better shit the bed!”

“the trannies are laughing at me, i’d better shit the bed!”

i went through all the posts tagging him yesterday and mine was the only one that got any traction, plus he followed that blocklist within 30 minutes of it, so yeah i’m taking credit

an orthodontist in Missouri told my wife when she was younger that he wouldn’t remove her permanent retainer until she was married

that people have been tagging him for days to yell at him about his broken ass vibe-coded website, but then one tranny (me) makes a funny joke about him and he tracks down an anti-AI blocklist? that’s PEAK bluesky dev behavior baby

it’s so cool that i got the technical director of bluesky to block 300K people on his own website by hurting his feelings, we are so back