screenshot of a twitter post being reported for "violent speech"

i thought comedy was legal on twitter dot com?

that's cool af

when you get bottom surgery do you get to choose what genre of pussy you want?

like "make sure my pussy tight" or "gimme that fat pussy" etc.

it really is

"i never considered that Dr Pepper could be a woman"

but did you ever consider that Dr Pepper could be nonbinary? you didn't, did you?
because you only fucking think about yourself

pussy eating mukbang

i lied, put your clothes back on we're watching full sets of screamo bands on youtube

who up wanting to kill themselves

why is every Joe Rogan podcast episode just:

"I LOVE DEER MEAT AND HATE TRANS PEOPLE YO JAMIE PULL UP THAT UFO CLIP"

starting my morning off listening to Portrayal of Guilt
not even tryna have a good day

HACKING IN PROGRESS

UNATCO... HACKED
AREA 51... HACKED
STATUE OF LIBERTY... HACKED

need vampire fangs so bad

what do you mean there's a blood moon tonight that isn't visible from the uk

that video of the governor of Alabama burping mid sentence during a press conference gets me cry laughing every time
it's so fuckin funny

Leon Kennedy: "don't worry guys i'll be right over in my 650 hp Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT which goes from 0-60 in 3.1 seconds and has a top speed of 190 mph"

please stop sharing clips of the singing zombie

she's really fucking hot and it's giving me a huge boner

customer came into work, stood right next to me and was like "i've got a cold. what do you recommend?"

erm cold medicine? paracetamol? ibuprofen? a bath? soup? getting the fuck away from me?

A Game of Thrones

book long ah hell

Dark Ritual

Catacomb Dragon

Abyssal Specter

Archangel Avacyn // Avacyn, the Purifier

hell yeah

your metal album cover should look like a magic the gathering card

and your magic the gathering card should look like a metal album cover

battling demons right now
(looking at swords to buy)

woke up and immediately started listening to Alice in Chains
not even trying to have a good morning

screenshot from Dark Souls III of the protagonist holding the greatsword and the grass cress shield

the greatsword!

it carried me through the majority of Elden Ring before i switched to the blasphemous blade
it's so cool to find it in Dark Souls III

Mordred from Excalibur (1981)

"why are you dressed like that?"

"like what?"

reverse cowgirl so i can replay Pokémon FireRed on my Switch

as someone with a sword tattoo
is it socially acceptable for me to get another sword tattoo?

i'll probs still do it anyway idk why i'm asking

The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age

did anyone else play this when they were younger and find it really hard because the only other turn-based rpg they'd played was Pokémon?

today's been cancelled
everyone go home

okay A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is really good

jo sat down in black lingerie

𝔰𝔥𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔶 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦'𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤
𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔢
𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔪𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔭𝔦𝔬𝔫'𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤