I can compliment him. I liked his Take It Down Act.

So I hear BlueSky is now suspending people for criticizing transphobic cunt JK "can't come up with original characters" Rowling.

New phone, who dis?

When his heart stops.

Luigi Mangione is a New York man who is currently in jail battling a court case because he allegedly murdered the CEO of a medical insurance company that was denying so many people coverage that they developed an AI to do it more efficiently.

That's why I love you, George. This is the quality content I need in my life.

You find him again on BlueSky, happily announcing that he's in a polycule, and you respond that you're happy he's happy. And what does he do? He blocks you.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

Imagine coming out of the closet, and one of your oldest friends is so excited to help you explore this. You try to get together, but there's a series of mishaps, and then he just starts ghosting you for like 2 months.

I'm glad you're happy.

I had a dream last night that the president passed an executive order mandating disco to be played in all public venues.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

Don't give him ideas.

And that's the best you could come up with?

Oh, cool. My first dipshit Russian propagandist on BlueSky. I thought it was going to be boring here.

I get even weirder than that. I have two profiles here, and I'm definitely a different person on the other one.

Right. Because the sacred mountains of the Lakota people weren't defaced badly enough, let's add the jackass who thinks he's going to deport them.

Understandable. Back when I was on that network of which we do not speak, I used to call her Frankenstein on all her posts. Not because she looks like she was pieced together by a scientist. Because she's a monster.

She looks 15 years older than dirt, though.

It was nice, wasn't it, Stephen? Even the bad ones weren't as bad as this one.

Nice.

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I actually did.

I have to share this. I literally argued with someone about that a couple of weeks ago. I showed my homework including quotes directly from the band members, and this person literally said the band had forgotten what they were about.

That one always cracks me up, especially when they introduced the Ferengi as a way of making fun of capitalists.

Seriously. How can anybody look at the story arc of Chancellor Palpatine becoming emperor after orchestrating a fake war and then dissolving the Senate and not realize it's about the right?

Okay, can somebody explain why this is just static? Did I do something wrong?

Okay, I admit this is AI generated, but still, he basically said this.

I can't afford not to watch. Any day now, he's going to pass a law banning people like me.

Donald Trump being inaugurated on MLK day is...

I have no words. I was going to say peak irony, but I don't want it to sound funny. I was going to say diabolical, but even that from me would be a compliment to that man. So I don't know what to say. How to describe it. Other than just awful.

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So, the owners of TikTok bent the knee to Trump months ago in the form of a 3 million dollar campaign contribution. Meaning the whole stunt with them shutting it off and turning it on again was just that. A stunt. More publicity for Resident Rump.