Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Long, languid yellow rabbit with serene expression and curtain, soft pencil drawing

Monkey with curious anatomy, flowy but bold strange lines

Bastion Booger. A husky endearingly disgusting mid-nineties wrestler of the ‘terrible’ era

Ox Baker happy on the Price is Right, a large white man with a large black moustache who looks slightly like a genie but a nice genie

Just added all these drawings to my website, yellow rabbit, flow monkey, Bastion Booger and Ox Baker. First two in

Here: www.chloecumming.com/almost-drawi...

And the wrestler 🤼 ones here: www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...

Thank you for looking. Do look!

Gin, for when the Prosecco runs out art

Silly little glowworm schoolyard rhyme poem with boz-eyed glowy arsed bug

Group hug print with three intertwined giraffes

Cute bubble buddies seahorse art

Morning #ukgiftam lovelies. running a little 20% off sale pre-Christmas of all my prints and postcards in the shop...

Have a little browse... And forget about the Louvre, these are a STEAL ;D (Here all week)
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#shopindie #artsale #bsnm

Picture of two game old lasses stepping out with their dawg and a defiant poem about not going quietly. EVAH Help! The Aged!! The "Help the Aged' time is passed, We're gonna help ourselves. And out we'll go, all fabulous We won't be left on shelves. We'll sashay out all fierce in fur, Although, of course it's faux). We will not fade away, my dears Two fizzes, please, to go... We'll be the 'new crones, if you wish, Replete with wicked wit. Our magic is all powerful, We've no time for your shit. Ignore us at your peril, We've dealt with sterner stuff Menstruation, menopause... And now we've had enough. Our third age hours are precious And we're going to live them well. And if you dare to stymie us, We're gonna give you Hell.. AMELIA CLARK, 2023

Help! THE AGED!
An illustrated poem about the Glorious Badassery of women of a certain age. We've been through a lot and earned the right to live our Third Age years in glorious disgrace with plenty of shenanigans

Old-GIRL power ode prints
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#menopause #ukgiftam #bsnm

Not much better than a lie, this from Starmer. He can't pledge what a Reform Government, following a Trumpist or Russian agenda, will do with digital ID. They certainly won't be bound by his promise!

Please email him to scrap his dangerous scheme. action.goodlawproject.org/tell-keir-st....

It’s the Glasgow Print Fair tomorrow! If you haven’t been before, it’s wild 🤪 Expect lots of beauty for your eyeballs

Glasgow Print Fair
25th October
The Pyramid at Anderston
10:30 - 5pm
Free entry

streaming news: my album Time is a Succession of Such Shapes has joined the great digital music firehouse. After a period of 2 months exclusivity to bandcamp (thank you!) it’s time to fight it out with the big lads! Choose your platform and add to your ‘ethereal bangers’ playlist sq.lnk.to/trx027

On balance, I like this painting and yesterday was not in vain

⚡ FLASH SALE!
15% OFF everything in my shop — tees, mugs, giclée prints, cards & more.

Use code FLASH15 at checkout: www.infinitebacon.com

I’m a teeny-tiny business — sharing this means the world.

Thank you!

Great news: the High Court has granted permission for a full judicial review of the government's order proscribing Palestine Action under the Terrorism Act.
Let's hope he government's idiotic and draconian order is overturned.

Good morning!!

Kitchen window.
Oil on canvas 50 x 50cm

A Vaccine For Pancreatic Cancer Continues To Show Promise In a small trial, nearly half of pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease had no relapse three years later.

90% of people diagnosed with pancreatic cancer die from the disease. That's why the medical community is excited about the results of a small trial in which nearly half of the pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease remained relapse-free three years later.

🧵One thing that grabs be about ‘Adolescence’ on Netflix, the amount of well meaning men who try to ‘toughen’ boys for a cruel world and it hurts them when they can’t fit that mould. See it constantly in football culture. Society needs to let little boys breathe and stop trying to

It’s not immigrants!

Silly fun art prints for sale at Dippyfishcards - this one’s a flying unicorn and wee princess

Pink octopus painted on a limpet shell on sale in my shell and rocks art on sale at Kofi

Midnight flight - barn owl in flight painted in acrylic on a pebble with silver leaf in background

Pretty in pink Pink Aussie Robin painted in acrylic with iridescent touches on a real 24ct gold leaf disk

I have sales on. Did I mention I have sales on?

20% off Dippyfishcards prints
Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

Hugely discounted beautiful bird on pebble art here
ArtOfNote.sumupstore.com

And silly painted shells and whatnot 20% off here
ko-fi.com/dippyfish/li...

#bsnm #artsale #giftideas #art 🪶🦉#owl

Closeup on middle house and its textures

An oil painting of three simple stylised buildings in a sort of terrace, thick paint, simple windows, warm colours, bright vermillion

Fragment of a spurious village

Chloe Cumming Expressive and unique drawings, in full living colour. Original artworks. Usually the homepage. Lots to choose from. 

Too tired to add anything but you can support me by buying my art:

www.chloecumming.com

A flaky textured oily oil painting of my face, a white woman with blue eyes and a long pink nose, looking a bit dopey, head mostly

Self portrait, oil painting, 2023

Brilliant

I missed this part

A pink middle aged white woman’s anxious floppy face with blue eyes and glasses, with expressive pastel marks, darker hair spidering out, raised eyebrows

Self, from today. Oil pastels

I tend not to put the portraits and things that I draw up for sale… partly because I don’t tend to expect people to want them, partly because I have a notion of saving them for exhibition. But if you see any of my work that you want even if I haven’t added it, you can always message me or ask.

Red ink drawing of dove and pylons, dip pen, messy, vermillion and oxblood ink, dove seen from the side with its little beak branch

Pylon dove

The comedy scene is stuffed with toxic men - so I wrote a novel about them My piece from The Times last week

My piece (originally in The Times) about the toxic men in stand-up comedy and why I wrote a novel about them.

"They don’t do anything illegal but they still want control, so they use the manipulation skills honed on stage to draw women into intimate situations with them. Low self-esteem leaves blood in the water for this particular kind of shark. Those stories were the most common."
#metoo

Aye, not my best start to a week for some time, but short-lived, thankfully

The fight for WASPI women is far from over Ministers deny compensation, defy watchdog, and misjudge public anger – WASPI women’s fight for justice is not done yet

"Ministers deny compensation, defy watchdog, and misjudge public anger – WASPI women’s fight for justice is not done yet."