finally lost one of my earbuds. in another country

cleaning my room like I'm excavating the home of an artist who used to live here... sigh

finally caved and bought name brand wireless earbuds. ambient noise canceling i will finally reluctantly become dependent on you

true... an oreo by any other name would not taste the same

wherefore art thou oreo

man. i really don't have a life outside my job anymore

happy lunar new year.

I saw 12 rabbits on an evening walk this week. honestly not sure that they weren't all the same rabbit

salad: cabbage with lemon juice and mayonnaise

if u want banana bread to taste stupidly good you have to double the amount of butter in the recipe. just the butter and nothing else. trust me bro

saved 37% on my groceries today. im killing it in the produce aisle

just found out the grocery across the street from mine has cheaper produce but their mobile app completely sucks. saving money on cucumbers has never been more unpleasant and unintuitive

the 5 minute walk home from the bus stop and the one million frogs who shut up only when they realize im close enough to listen

now i can enjoy the dune memes. just in time for dune 2

saved 60% on my latest grocery run by buying discount yogurt and ice cream, two things that are going to be so great for my lactose intolerant ass

with age comes wisdom. and a deep appreciation for sales on meat and beans

watched Nimona. cried. ate some bean soup. that's the good stuff

saved 43% on my receipt today. grocery store app continues to be the best app ive ever had the misfortune of downloading

i'm not gonna advertise my bsky i'll just use it for shitposting and let it grow organically. like a weed. no i don't have time to use social media anymore why do you ask

apps are evil and wicked except the one for my local grocery chain which let me save over 30% on my receipt today. youre ok i guess