You should see the drafts I didn’t post today

There were plums in the break room today and nobody got my reference to the William Carlos Williams poem

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026, dir. Nia DaCosta)

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

But for real I was up late two nights this weekend and I might be physically dead right now.

Relived my 20s this weekend by making out with someone in a bar

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

Home

Do it

How on earth does someone arrive at the thinking that REMOVING PRIDE FLAGS at a coffee shop in SAN FRANCISCO is a GOOD idea?

“Hi, I own a Philadelphia sports bar and let’s get rid of all this Eagles shit! You know, FOR BUSINESS.”

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

that they are freaking out this badly over a surtax on second homes worth more than five million dollars - the most excessive rich person thing imaginable, which doesn’t even affect most of them - really makes it clear how little attention you need to pay to the freak outs

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

People who suddenly feel like their transphobic “jokes” and “fairness in sports” takes are a bad look while the government forcibly detransitions people don’t get to say “oh that’s not what I meant!” You did mean it! People told you what it meant and you did it anyways!

I have family members who explicitly want to cut government benefits for people because it only *should* come from private church efforts. Which adds a layer of evil to the cluelessness

What does it mean when a shoe company becomes a chatbot company? Like specifically what does that mean

MEDICARE FOR ALL IS A FILM STUDIO RETENTION ISSUE

anyone remember pets dot com?

Yeah I am, so imagine how intimidating this person must see to me!

Someone way out of my league is messaging me on a dating app saying it's nice to meet someone who is into Star Trek and I just can't wait to see how I absolutely drop the ball and fuck this up.

I’m sorry but this whole thing plays like a parody. 30 Rock ass trailer

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Me to the organization that sexually abuses children on an industrial scale with the full cooperation of leadership, and works tirelessly to strip women and trans people of healthcare: you go girl!

You cannot make me hand it to the Catholic Church, one of the most destructive and vicious organizations in world history, but if this is what turns Christians against him, fine

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::

This could be stopped literally any minute by just a few people who every day choose not to do so