announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

< r/comicbooks ... Frank Quitely's Penguin is captivatin... 2k upvotes • 64 comments IsitUnderrated• 4y Right eye-fitting monocle attached to the left lapel. Ridiculous choice. ALSO: What is everyone's problem with the non-monster Penguin? Why does Devito's supercede the original regular person with a bird affinity? As a monocled human person, I am drawn to the character as he appeared before Burton. I enjoy the fact that Penguin is one of Batman's non-insane villains and am constantly rebuffed for that fact. ••• 个 -2 Cjbthgy • 4y Hopefully Mr Monopoly becomes a part of Batman's rougues ... IsitUnderrated • 4y Pennybags has never had a monocle. IsitUnderrated • 4y Thanks for downvoting my opinion and not answering my question, you fat nerds. ••• T -1

Reddit is so great

third times the charm

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

Tangelos taste like how an orange tastes in the beautiful dream of a child

Space stuff makes me cry so hard every fucking time lmao

Soy suace isn't even sauce it's ingredience

I’m at ICE HQ

Anyway. I have long argued that Eminem is Mario and Kid Rock is Wario (septic and libertarian), but by the same token Macklemore is Eminem's Luigi - the diminished, more dreamy, more cowardly, but more human version.

The Waluigi is Machine Gun Kelly

The toolkit and design philosophies available for making videogames are expanding as the medium develops, whereas I really don't think any writer today really has more to offer previously covered ground than earlier practitioners.

I think the major difference is that prose as a medium has had thousands of years to develop and video games have been around for less than a century.

23 years old today

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

reading archaeological site forms from the 60s is wild because they'll consist of a single unfinished sentence like 'several metate fragments' you mean there were less than ten and you didn't bother to count????

hungry in a way that's filling me with hate for anthony the dominos delivery driver

new season of primal sucks, I'm pretty bummed they scrapped the idea of making it an anthology

Filmmaker Neil Breen

I wonder how he's handling all this

Guelphs DNI

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla

I met R2D2 on the street and he was not gracious at all. C3PO had to apologize for him like, he hasn’t had his crystals today. The crystals that he eats. He has to eat these it’s like cereal to him. He offered to take a pic w/me but I was like lol you are like the Ringo of this. You are below Wicket

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third shit this morning tell my wife I love her

Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again

the little thrill of fear I feel when I'm about to use a foreign word in conversation and I know it's vital that I commit hard enough to the pronunciation that I don't seem ignorant but not so hard that I seem utterly pretentious