Recent food I disliked:
Olives by themselves
Vegan cheese
Super bitter Negroni/IPA
Foaming sour warheads (inside the hard candy part tastes like bitter poison like how I imagine a cyanide pill tastes before you die)
The Complete Cookie (gross)
Some Walden Farms zero calorie salad dressings (yuck)
I keep searching for Focus Friend by typing, “bean” and am sad when it doesn’t show up
I need a body double buddy for cleaning. Who can also chit chat while they do their thing
3 panel pic of Nick Offerman. 1) Just pay me enough to live. 2) Wait, wait. I'm afraid you heard, "pay me enough to survive. 3) What I said was, "Pay me enough to LIVE."
Good morning, Skeethearts ☀️♥️☕️
Lovely footage of the first bear born in Aragon in more than 50 years, shortly after emerging from hibernation. Part of the slow recovery of brown bears in the Pyrenees. Via Aragón TV.
Archbishop of Canterbury calls for members of the Anglican Communion to join Pope Leo in calling for peace
I stand with the Pope in call for peace, says Archbishop of Canterbury “I urge Anglicans across the Church of England and the Anglican Communion to join with His Holiness in raising our…
Psstttt cradle ex-Catholic here. Side tangent question: what's the diff between Anglican and Episcopalian? In my head they're synonyms
You know you fucked up big when the church of ENGLAND is throwing down WITH the CATHOLICS
I’m gonna tell my kids this is from Heated Rivalry.
seriously hope when dems get back in power they go after every single fuck involved with DOGE
In case you missed it: first-person video footage of the U.S. Navy Divers Medical Team opening the hatch and entering inside the Orion Integrity capsule to meet the Artemis II heros
U.S. Navy Courtesy Asset/ Explosive Ordnance Disposal Group One
www.dvidshub.net/video/100269...
#Artemis 🧪🔭
Exactly one year ago today:
chappelle's interview reminded me again of bob hope's reaction to glaad contacting him about the language he was using in his act. in response, bob shot this for glaad in 1988. eddie murphy also says his gay and aids jokes from the 80s make him cringe. it's ok to say you were wrong and move on.
Pssstttt NJ people
Here’s my very part time job:
www.instagram.com/mesh.mont…
doing comms, photos, and social media for them
(If you want please like and comment on the last four posts and going forward, it’d help me out)
okay ugh dead simple taxes done
Pssstttt NJ people
Here’s my very part time job:
www.instagram.com/mesh.mont…
doing comms, photos, and social media for them
(If you want please like and comment on the last four posts and going forward, it’d help me out)
4/15 tax filing deadline falling on a Wednesday midweek of record-breaking heat is exactly the metaphor.
Yup yup yup
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Dishonored is one of the few game worlds I want to know *everything* about. I just want to roll around in it.
claiming all my followers as dependents
the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it
NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)
WOIMSDAY
I don't know what that means and I don't wanna learn. Siri disable replies
Help I'm on Bluesky instead of finishing my dead simple taxes
This is Masuke, and I’m here to tell you I want to play.
Someone is dying in ICE custody EVERY WEEK.
And that doesn't even include the American citizens ICE has killed in the middle of our streets in broad daylight.
It could not be more clear, ICE needs guardrails, not a blank check from Congress.
"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.
H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social
