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How will @roywoodjr.bsky.social sign off Have I Got News For You now?? #NoLongerTwoPeopleStrandedInSpace

Is the term "elder millennial" really necessary? Has any other generation ever renamed themselves as they got older? I'm pretty sure the baby boomers stayed baby boomers and didn't become oldie boomers.

Sup?

Always happy when #art is number one!

No need to worry about the price of eggs when they're nowhere to be found! #ModernProblems #ModernSolutions

I love it. It's the exhibit currently at the Nerman, and I recommend it!

I asked if this one's name is Jack.

They said no.

Teaser for an upcoming film, or the hood of my car? 🤔

Yeah I'm gonna need another 2 or 3 seasons of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. ❤🕷

It's perfectly reasonable if you judge tonight's bedtime story by its cover. I did. 🤩🥰

Oh that's funny. I'll have to check out the lemon cookies.

I agree about where the money goes, but I wasn't thrilled that the boxes were replaced with plastic, either.

Excuse me what in the shrinkflation is this?

“Elon Musk is firing military veteran firefighters for no reason” is the biggest slam dunk in political messaging history, Dems should be shouting it into the world’s biggest bullhorn from the top of the Washington Monument.

I started the day with a puppet show. Hope you had a similarly pleasant morning! 🤗

I've never heard of "FastTrak" before, so I'm glad I Googled it. Stay safe out there and don't click that link!

Watched two episodes this morning. This show is a legitimately good show, not to be written off as "for the kids".

When you find out what "The American Way" truly is.

Rehearsing a new (to me) show, and good grief! The comedian's a bear!

#StoneLionPuppets #EmperorPenguinsNewClothes

Sewing machines are power tools. 💪🪡🧵

One thing we can all agree with is that any post that starts like that will NOT be something everyone agrees with!

... and don't get me started on the weird body horror commercials. Who do they appeal to?

"Live long and prosper" 👍🖖

"Choose love and crush that guy" 🤷🏻‍♂️🤔

I enjoy stories about multi- dimensional cosmic beings that traverse time and space, have knowledge of the infinite universe, and somehow have a soft spot for humanity. That I understand.

After watching the Super Bowl, however, I still don't understand football.

The flying mustache ad agency and the flying eyebrow ad agency should've compared notes or something.

I suddenly have an urge to build an eyebrow puppet 🤔

The day is finally here!

I'm all caught up. Have I mentioned I'm really enjoying Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man? Cause I am! ❤🕷

3 episodes in one day? I'll parse these out, so this morning was ep 3. I'm really enjoying the character-building in this one.

#yourfriendlyneighborhoodspiderman

Perfectly captured.